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theprodigalrebel

Lifer
Oct 4, 2004
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It continued, and several nights later I forgot to take my medication. I fell asleep without much problem. I was shocked to be woken up later that night to sharp pains in my abdomen. I quickly realized that it was caused by my son (16 years old) penetrating me anally. I was so shocked I pretended to still be asleep because I did not know how to deal with it at the time. But the next night, I found myself not taking my pills on purpose so that I could stay awake and relish every moment of that sweet ass pounding.
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That's actually how I was expecting it to end. Now that would be a good troll post, maybe a little too obvious though. :p
 
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Trogdor91

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Didn't even have to click the link. I knew exactly what it was based on the third post here.

Yes, folks, this is copypasta.
 
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moparacer

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feel like I am losing him
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Well lady where I come from if you wake up in the middle of the night and your son is penetrating you anally that qualifies as being lost......


 
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RichardE

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Dec 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: venkman
Why read a site that has such idiotic posts such as:

Link (NSFW)
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Compared to some of the posts here and in P&N it is not that far out there. Perhaps you should reign in your bigotry before declaring what is a crappy post. As it stands that post was made to help stem the flow of "I masturbate" posts in that forum making it to more of a soft core erotic porn forum than anything else. I can understand you not being to see this as I am sure your "omg religion is awfull!!!" attitude might of blinded your ability to see outside the box.
 
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thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: chusteczka
She needs to introduce her son to the joys of lubrication.

One issue that really bothers me is the prevalent advice to "get professional help" or to "see a psychiatrist". With such advice, people lose the ability to solve problems on their own. Additionally, such "professional help" is most often unqualified even if certified, and are no better than if the person addressed their issues on their own. What bothers me the most about it though, is that taking such an issue to "the police or social services" takes the issue outside of the home and gives others control over the family's life and happiness. Once that call is made, the family gives the decision making process over to the "police or social services". Thereby losing control over their own lives.

There is rarely a sufficient reason to elevate problems beyond the current structure, such as making a family problem public or taking a workplace issue to a higher management level. If it happens in the family, then you keep it in the family. There is no reason to get others involved, just fix it yourself and move on.
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OK, Tom Cruise. Are you going to jump on Oprah's couch, or are you done?

I think the post was probably a joke, but if it wasn't, any kid who thinks it's ok to butt-fuck his sleeping mother needs serious help. Grounding him or beating him is not going to cut it. It is important to begin the paper trail for this kid, because he's the one you're going to read about in five years who commits ocular rape on schoolchildren and then cuts them up. He has already raped a family member, so what would stop him from raping a stranger? Would you rather involve social services and the police before the ocular rape, or after the ocular rape? I'll vote for before, thanks.

After obtaining a bachelor's degree and sometimes a master's degree, psychiatrists must complete medical school and earn a medical license in the state in which they practice. They are training to diagnose mental disorders using pre-established and peer-reviewed guidelines, and to prescribe medication as needed to treat the symptoms of those mental disorders. As doctors with the title of M.D., they are every bit as qualified to provide their specialty of care as any doctor who specializes in any other body part.

After obtaining a bachelor's degree and sometimes a master's degree, clinical psychologists must obtain a minimum of a PhD in clinical psychology (these programs are rare, UNBELIEVABLY competitive, and generally only at top-tier schools like UC Berkeley). This PhD generally requires anywhere from five to seven years of post-graduate work, plus 4000 hours of internships. That means up to 11 years of college plus a minimum of two years of internships, not counting any additional masters-level work. Many PhDs go on to additional institutes that train in even more detail in specific areas of knowledge and skill. Following their PhD, they must pass a test to obtain a state-approved license to practice clinical psychology. As doctors with the title of PhD, they are so well-qualified that there are bills in the works in some states to grant clinical psychologists the additional right to prescribe medication like doctors with M.D. degrees.

I highly doubt you are even remotely as qualified to do your OWN job as these folks, let alone qualified enough to comment on the subject. As a mental health professional who happens to work with severely emotionally disturbed kids, I can guarantee you that there are plenty of families who lack the resources (mental, emotional, financial, educational) to raise their kid without putting both the kid and the care-giver in severe danger. Proper social service programs do everything possible to give the caregivers those resources so that they can continue their lives successfully, without any further intervention and without the need to send the kid away to the loony ward for the rest of his life.
 
EarthwormJim

EarthwormJim

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Oct 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: chusteczka
She needs to introduce her son to the joys of lubrication.

One issue that really bothers me is the prevalent advice to "get professional help" or to "see a psychiatrist". With such advice, people lose the ability to solve problems on their own. Additionally, such "professional help" is most often unqualified even if certified, and are no better than if the person addressed their issues on their own. What bothers me the most about it though, is that taking such an issue to "the police or social services" takes the issue outside of the home and gives others control over the family's life and happiness. Once that call is made, the family gives the decision making process over to the "police or social services". Thereby losing control over their own lives.

There is rarely a sufficient reason to elevate problems beyond the current structure, such as making a family problem public or taking a workplace issue to a higher management level. If it happens in the family, then you keep it in the family. There is no reason to get others involved, just fix it yourself and move on.
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OK, Tom Cruise. Are you going to jump on Oprah's couch, or are you done?

I think the post was probably a joke, but if it wasn't, any kid who thinks it's ok to butt-fuck his sleeping mother needs serious help. Grounding him or beating him is not going to cut it. It is important to begin the paper trail for this kid, because he's the one you're going to read about in five years who commits ocular rape on schoolchildren and then cuts them up. He has already raped a family member, so what would stop him from raping a stranger? Would you rather involve social services and the police before the ocular rape, or after the ocular rape? I'll vote for before, thanks.

After obtaining a bachelor's degree and sometimes a master's degree, psychiatrists must complete medical school and earn a medical license in the state in which they practice. They are training to diagnose mental disorders using pre-established and peer-reviewed guidelines, and to prescribe medication as needed to treat the symptoms of those mental disorders. As doctors with the title of M.D., they are every bit as qualified to provide their specialty of care as any doctor who specializes in any other body part.

After obtaining a bachelor's degree and sometimes a master's degree, clinical psychologists must obtain a minimum of a PhD in clinical psychology (these programs are rare, UNBELIEVABLY competitive, and generally only at top-tier schools like UC Berkeley). This PhD generally requires anywhere from five to seven years of post-graduate work, plus 4000 hours of internships. That means up to 11 years of college plus a minimum of two years of internships, not counting any additional masters-level work. Many PhDs go on to additional institutes that train in even more detail in specific areas of knowledge and skill. Following their PhD, they must pass a test to obtain a state-approved license to practice clinical psychology. As doctors with the title of PhD, they are so well-qualified that there are bills in the works in some states to grant clinical psychologists the additional right to prescribe medication like doctors with M.D. degrees.

I highly doubt you are even remotely as qualified to do your OWN job as these folks, let alone qualified enough to comment on the subject. As a mental health professional who happens to work with severely emotionally disturbed kids, I can guarantee you that there are plenty of families who lack the resources (mental, emotional, financial, educational) to raise their kid without putting both the kid and the care-giver in severe danger. Proper social service programs do everything possible to give the caregivers those resources so that they can continue their lives successfully, without any further intervention and without the need to send the kid away to the loony ward for the rest of his life.
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If this post wasn't so long I'd vote it for ownage of the year :beer:

I don't get the animosity people have against psychologists. They really do help people.
 
frostedflakes

frostedflakes

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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These Christians must be new to the internet. Never in my life have I seen a more obvious troll.
 
JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Posted on March 11th. 4 replies in an entire month...

Yeah, christianity is just taking the world by storm I see.
 
Fenixgoon

Fenixgoon

Lifer
Jun 30, 2003
33,448
13,070
136
Originally posted by: EarthwormJim

If this post wasn't so long I'd vote it for ownage of the year :beer:

I don't get the animosity people have against psychologists. They really do help people.
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because some of psychology seems like a crock of shit. there's a point where actions simply come down to the individual's personality, IMO.

and btw, they do have psychologists who can prescribe medication.. they are psychiatrists, IIRC.
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
35,461
4
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Posted on March 11th. 4 replies in an entire month...

Yeah, christianity is just taking the world by storm I see.
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the internet is teh debil
 
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RichardE

Banned
Dec 31, 2005
10,246
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0
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Posted on March 11th. 4 replies in an entire month...

Yeah, christianity is just taking the world by storm I see.
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More like they saw it was a troll
 
Fenixgoon

Fenixgoon

Lifer
Jun 30, 2003
33,448
13,070
136
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Posted on March 11th. 4 replies in an entire month...

Yeah, christianity is just taking the world by storm I see.
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you realize that, all said and done.. there are probably something like 2 *BILLION* christians on the planet?

there are 1 BILLION catholics alone.

there are also approximately 1 BILLION (each) muslims and hindus.
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Posted on March 11th. 4 replies in an entire month...

Yeah, christianity is just taking the world by storm I see.
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you realize that, all said and done.. there are probably something like 2 *BILLION* christians on the planet?

there are 1 BILLION catholics alone.

there are also approximately 1 BILLION (each) muslims and hindus.
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and a lot of them don't give a fvk...
 
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