Description of Moria battle scene from Fellowship of the Ring . . .

XMan

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"I personally have never seen anything like this on the big screen,? Xoanon writes, ?The Cave Troll is not made of rocks or stone or anything like that. It almost looks like you could squeeze and have your hands slide right off. It has a dull grey thick skin and a huge bulbous head with eyes very spread apart. The beast is so big and powerful you immediately realize that there is no way the Fellowship can beat this thing. It's just that unstoppable. It initially uses a huge hammer to attack. Huge chunks of floor are dislodged as he swings and misses. Legolas leaps up on to a higher ledge and fires arrows into the beast to draw its attention. The troll then grabs a chain and uses it as a whip. Legolas is too fast. Aragorn attempts to attack it and is tossed across the room. The others are still engaged with some orcs? We then cut to a shot of Frodo hiding behind a pillar. He is sliding along the circumference as the Troll is searching for him. It's almost like the classic cat and mouse game. As Frodo slides to the right, the Troll peers to the left and sees nothing. As the Troll peers to the right, Frodo has slid to the left. Then Frodo begins to slide back to the right and without warning the troll catches onto his game. That big bulbous head suddenly appears in front of Frodo and we all jump out of our seats. Frodo stumbles back and begins a feeble attempt to escape the Troll's attacks. Aragorn at one point runs to Frodo's defense, only to be knocked out of contention as he is tossed away. The Troll picks up a huge pole and slams it into Frodo. The camera is set up so that it looks like Frodo takes a direct hit in the chest. Everything slows down as Frodo reels in pain and in astonished disbelief. The entire Fellowship looks at what has just happened and scream in agony. Even the Troll has a look of surprise at the affect of what he's done. Frodo slumps to the floor. Merry and Pippin scream madly and jump on the Troll's back, stabbing frantically with vengeance. Aragorn picks up the pole and sticks it under the Troll's upper right rib cage. As the Cave Troll screams in anger, at yet another small nuisance wound in his side, he opens his mouth just enough for Legolas to skillfully shoot an arrow directly into his upper palette. The assumption is that the arrow reaches his brain and kills him. The Troll falls to the crowd with a dramatic thud."


Sounds bitchin' . . .
 

Pyro

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dammit dammit dammit!

What is taking them so long! I wanna see it already!
 

kami

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Pyro, and other LOTR fans. Wanna come camp out for this thing? I figure we should start waiting in line around September or October ;) Who's bringing the food? And more importantly, who's bringing the beer?
 

Pyro

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haha :)

I used to laugh at all the losers camping for star wars, but now....

but this is different -- only cool people would camp for LotR ;)

I'm in, I'll bring a porta potty... :D
 

kami

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haha you guys rule.

we definitely need a porto-potty :)

rippy's got the beer, i got the food, Pyro's got the toilet...who's got the camping gear? ;)
 

ElFenix

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i'm not going to read this post because i don't want any spoilers. so i'm ignoring it like the dasm nef thread.
 

kami

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In all seriousness though, I would camp out if there was a few die hard LOTR fans with me. It would be fun as hell. Maybe just like the night before or something. It would be kickass.

There is also a little competition going on between LOTR and Star Wars fans...who can stay in line the longest. Someone stayed in line for 6 weeks for Episode 1, so a LOTR fan says he'll stay in line for 7 weeks for LOTR!