Describe your weirdest/most eccentric friend.

[imported_Tomato]

First of all... THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!

My weirdest/most eccentric friend would have to be JC... I met him online over a year ago (through asiafriendfinder.com), and we chatted back and forth about whatever came to mind. When I moved out to Cali, he asked if he could take me out to a nice seafood restaurant and comedy club... we had a fabulous time, and he's one of the funniest, intellligent, and creative people I know. Everyone seemed to know who he was, even though I hadn't a clue... I guess he's in a band, and they were/are pretty hot in Japan/Europe for some time. He gave me a tour of his castle afterwards, showed me his tour outfits/fur coats/leather pants/stiletto boot-heels, and invited me to some trippy parties ($35,000 masquerade balls w/stilt-walkers/fire-dancers/etc.). It's always kind of surreal spending time with him, but he really is an incredibly kind, friendly, down-to-earth guy. Check out his music/CD if you have the chance, I like tracks 1 and 2 of the newest one.

He has BBQ's at his castle every Sunday, and I can't make it to the one this weekend but I'm gonna try and go next weekend... maybe someday he'll let us have an ATOT meet there.

Random pics.

 

[AvesPKS]

My friend George. He used to go to school with me. He would walk around with sunglasses on all the time. If you were talking to someone, he would come up to you and say, "What's up, guys...I like...stuff..too..." and bob his head. His dad bought him a Rolex for graduation, but he was pissed because his brother got a Ferrari. Oh, yeah...and he spent $500 a week on marijuana. He told his dad he needed it for tutoring. Towards the end of his tenure with us, he started going crazy. He had applied to the NSA for a job, and thought that because of this, they were following him. Any black crown vic we would see instantly became the NSA trying to follow him. He eventually started to believe that they were trying to read his mind...then George went back home.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
My friend George. He used to go to school with me. He would walk around with sunglasses on all the time. If you were talking to someone, he would come up to you and say, "What's up, guys...I like...stuff..too..." and bob his head. His dad bought him a Rolex for graduation, but he was pissed because his brother got a Ferrari. Oh, yeah...and he spent $500 a week on marijuana. He told his dad he needed it for tutoring. Towards the end of his tenure with us, he started going crazy. He had applied to the NSA for a job, and thought that because of this, they were following him. Any black crown vic we would see instantly became the NSA trying to follow him. He eventually started to believe that they were trying to read his mind...then George went back home.

$500 A WEEK?????????????????????????????????????????????

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[sygyzy]

I have this friend that mentions their wonderful VIP tickets to exclusive music and movie award after parties, all the famous politicians, celebrities, and royalty they know, all the expensive cars they have been in, how they are close friends to the dog walkers of the sisters of the best friend of celebrities - EVERY OPPPORTUNITY they get. Quite wild!

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
My friend George. He used to go to school with me. He would walk around with sunglasses on all the time. If you were talking to someone, he would come up to you and say, "What's up, guys...I like...stuff..too..." and bob his head. His dad bought him a Rolex for graduation, but he was pissed because his brother got a Ferrari. Oh, yeah...and he spent $500 a week on marijuana. He told his dad he needed it for tutoring. Towards the end of his tenure with us, he started going crazy. He had applied to the NSA for a job, and thought that because of this, they were following him. Any black crown vic we would see instantly became the NSA trying to follow him. He eventually started to believe that they were trying to read his mind...then George went back home.

$500 A WEEK?????????????????????????????????????????????

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The really funny thing is, he got his money biweekly...$1000 every two weeks. He got his checks on Monday...and sometimes his money would be gone by Wednesday.

 

[gistech1978]

my friend wade.
he self pierced his own "fireman" and then it got infected.
he has a tatoo of ants crawling out of his bellybutton
and he has this basquiat's(sp? graffiti artist guy) self portrait tatoo on his back, its just all black with a massive **** hanging b/w his legs.
hes just a strange cat, he had this HUGE pea green 1972 olds catalina, that thing was fun.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
My friend George. He used to go to school with me. He would walk around with sunglasses on all the time. If you were talking to someone, he would come up to you and say, "What's up, guys...I like...stuff..too..." and bob his head. His dad bought him a Rolex for graduation, but he was pissed because his brother got a Ferrari. Oh, yeah...and he spent $500 a week on marijuana. He told his dad he needed it for tutoring. Towards the end of his tenure with us, he started going crazy. He had applied to the NSA for a job, and thought that because of this, they were following him. Any black crown vic we would see instantly became the NSA trying to follow him. He eventually started to believe that they were trying to read his mind...then George went back home.

$500 A WEEK?????????????????????????????????????????????

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

The really funny thing is, he got his money biweekly...$1000 every two weeks. He got his checks on Monday...and sometimes his money would be gone by Wednesday.

What is George doing now? I couldn't blow through that much money if I tried... well, maybe if I tried REALLY hard.

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
My friend George. He used to go to school with me. He would walk around with sunglasses on all the time. If you were talking to someone, he would come up to you and say, "What's up, guys...I like...stuff..too..." and bob his head. His dad bought him a Rolex for graduation, but he was pissed because his brother got a Ferrari. Oh, yeah...and he spent $500 a week on marijuana. He told his dad he needed it for tutoring. Towards the end of his tenure with us, he started going crazy. He had applied to the NSA for a job, and thought that because of this, they were following him. Any black crown vic we would see instantly became the NSA trying to follow him. He eventually started to believe that they were trying to read his mind...then George went back home.

$500 A WEEK?????????????????????????????????????????????

:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

The really funny thing is, he got his money biweekly...$1000 every two weeks. He got his checks on Monday...and sometimes his money would be gone by Wednesday.

What is George doing now? I couldn't blow through that much money if I tried... well, maybe if I tried REALLY hard.

He's living down in Florida, somewhere...actually, he just got into an accident where he hit the pole of a bridge he was going under...he wasn't wearing his seatbelt, and flew out of the car...he's okay, fortunately...and no, it didn't knock any sense into him.

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
my friend wade.
he self pierced his own "fireman" and then it got infected.
he has a tatoo of ants crawling out of his bellybutton
and he has this basquiat's(sp? graffiti artist guy) self portrait tatoo on his back, its just all black with a massive **** hanging b/w his legs.
hes just a strange cat, he had this HUGE pea green 1972 olds catalina, that thing was fun.

self pierced his cack?

 

[Gyrene]

I've posted about him before, but my weirdest friend would have to be my friend Tyler. He's been out numerous times throwing water balloons/grapes/plastic cups/cd players at various cars, and he's been arrested for disorderly conduct, destruction of federal property, reckless driving, theft under $500, all before age 18.
The weirdest thing about him is that he will openly admit to any act that he does. One time he was stealing a ceramic dalmation from this rich guys yard, the rich guy comes out and asks Tyler what he's doing, Tyler looks up at him and says "I'm stealing your dalmation, but it's kinda heavy, will you help me?" And after all this, he's applied to the police academy here in Nashville.

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete

Originally posted by: gistech1978
my friend wade.
he self pierced his own "fireman" and then it got infected.
he has a tatoo of ants crawling out of his bellybutton
and he has this basquiat's(sp? graffiti artist guy) self portrait tatoo on his back, its just all black with a massive **** hanging b/w his legs.
hes just a strange cat, he had this HUGE pea green 1972 olds catalina, that thing was fun.

self pierced his cack?

yes lol

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: dtyn
I've posted about him before, but my weirdest friend would have to be my friend Tyler. He's been out numerous times throwing water balloons/grapes/plastic cups/cd players at various cars, and he's been arrested for disorderly conduct, destruction of federal property, reckless driving, theft under $500, all before age 18.
The weirdest thing about him is that he will openly admit to any act that he does. One time he was stealing a ceramic dalmation from this rich guys yard, the rich guy comes out and asks Tyler what he's doing, Tyler looks up at him and says "I'm stealing your dalmation, but it's kinda heavy, will you help me?" And after all this, he's applied to the police academy here in Nashville.

"I'm stealing your dalmation, but it's kinda heavy, will you help me?"

LOL... what happened after that? Amazing how people change... (and if not, I worry for the Nashville police academy)

 

[Pilsnerpete]

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete

Originally posted by: gistech1978
my friend wade.
he self pierced his own "fireman" and then it got infected.
he has a tatoo of ants crawling out of his bellybutton
and he has this basquiat's(sp? graffiti artist guy) self portrait tatoo on his back, its just all black with a massive **** hanging b/w his legs.
hes just a strange cat, he had this HUGE pea green 1972 olds catalina, that thing was fun.

self pierced his cack?

yes lol

This guy wins "weirdest" no matter what happens here.

 

[AvesPKS]

My other friend, Bubba, is a fireman. He is crazy. Last year, during Fireman's week down at Ocean City, MD, we were out on the boardwalk. Bubba goes into a trashcan, gets out a half-eaten funnel cake, and shoves it in his face. He then runs around screaming and flapping his arms. We figured he'd topped himself. This year, he proceeded to streak the boardwalk.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Here is a quick link.

 

[Gyrene]

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: dtyn
I've posted about him before, but my weirdest friend would have to be my friend Tyler. He's been out numerous times throwing water balloons/grapes/plastic cups/cd players at various cars, and he's been arrested for disorderly conduct, destruction of federal property, reckless driving, theft under $500, all before age 18.
The weirdest thing about him is that he will openly admit to any act that he does. One time he was stealing a ceramic dalmation from this rich guys yard, the rich guy comes out and asks Tyler what he's doing, Tyler looks up at him and says "I'm stealing your dalmation, but it's kinda heavy, will you help me?" And after all this, he's applied to the police academy here in Nashville.

"I'm stealing your dalmation, but it's kinda heavy, will you help me?"

LOL... what happened after that? Amazing how people change... (and if not, I worry for the Nashville police academy)

The rich guy told him to get off his yard before he called the police, and Tyler handed him his cell phone and continued to try to pick up the dalmation. The rich guy was in shock and started to call the police when Tyler grabbed his cell phone back and said, "I can't get it tonight, it's too heavy. I'll be back Thursday with some friends to get it." The rich guy just walked off in disbelief. Sure enough, that Thursday, Tyler showed up at my house with a smile on his face, and a ceramic dalmation in his truck.

 

[yukichigai]

My friend Trevor, who I also met online. He's a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with a touch of Dissociative Identity Disorder, which means I could wind up talking to one of his voices at any given time. He has two kids -- twin boy and girl -- from his late wife (who died about two years ago ). He and his wife picked the first name of one and the middle name of the other; their names are Sephiroth Drexx and Lina Jenova. (For refference he's the FF7 fan) He accidentally cut off a third of his big toe when he stubbed it on a pair of hedge clippers in his garage, and he once shot himself through the chest and now has a sort of spongey place in his ribcage. His son sneaks out of bed at night and pees on the cat. Oh yes, he's the one who thinks that all politicians are 12-foot tall lizards in human suits who drink the blood of children. He swears that Bush has a forked tongue. Tom Ridge has apparantly dispatched CIA spooks to find and kill him. Oh yeah, Pat Robertson and Bush are conspiring to establish a "Christian Taliban" government in the US. (Knowing Robertson I could actually believe the last one)

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: yukichigai
My friend Trevor, who I also met online. He's a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with a touch of Dissociative Identity Disorder, which means I could wind up talking to one of his voices at any given time. He has two kids -- twin boy and girl -- from his late wife (who died about two years ago ). He and his wife picked the first name of one and the middle name of the other; their names are Sephiroth Drexx and Lina Jenova. (For refference he's the FF7 fan) He accidentally cut off a third of his big toe when he stubbed it on a pair of hedge clippers in his garage, and he once shot himself through the chest and now has a sort of spongey place in his ribcage. His son sneaks out of bed at night and pees on the cat. Oh yes, he's the one who thinks that all politicians are 12-foot tall lizards in human suits who drink the blood of children. He swears that Bush has a forked tongue. Tom Ridge has apparantly dispatched CIA spooks to find and kill him. Oh yeah, Pat Robertson and Bush are conspiring to establish a "Christian Taliban" government in the US. (Knowing Robertson I could actually believe the last one)

Okay, I couldn't come up with that kind of stuff if I tried... :Q Have you ever met him in person?

 

[DigDug]

I have this friend that mentions their wonderful VIP tickets to exclusive music and movie award after parties, all the famous politicians, celebrities, and royalty they know, all the expensive cars they have been in, how they are close friends to the dog walkers of the sisters of the best friend of celebrities - EVERY OPPPORTUNITY they get. Quite wild!

Hahaha! I actually laughed out loud.....

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: yukichigai
My friend Trevor, who I also met online. He's a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic with a touch of Dissociative Identity Disorder, which means I could wind up talking to one of his voices at any given time. He has two kids -- twin boy and girl -- from his late wife (who died about two years ago ). He and his wife picked the first name of one and the middle name of the other; their names are Sephiroth Drexx and Lina Jenova. (For refference he's the FF7 fan) He accidentally cut off a third of his big toe when he stubbed it on a pair of hedge clippers in his garage, and he once shot himself through the chest and now has a sort of spongey place in his ribcage. His son sneaks out of bed at night and pees on the cat. Oh yes, he's the one who thinks that all politicians are 12-foot tall lizards in human suits who drink the blood of children. He swears that Bush has a forked tongue. Tom Ridge has apparantly dispatched CIA spooks to find and kill him. Oh yeah, Pat Robertson and Bush are conspiring to establish a "Christian Taliban" government in the US. (Knowing Robertson I could actually believe the last one)

Okay, I couldn't come up with that kind of stuff if I tried... :Q Have you ever met him in person?

No, he won't give out his personal information since he's, well, paranoid. I haven't given up on it though; I really want to meet him in person. We're really close. I've talked to a lot of his friends via phone, so I know he isn't yanking my chain. (Unless this is one of the most elaborate hoaxes ever, which I doubt)

 

[gistech1978]

he actually named his kids
Sephiroth Drexx and Lina Jenova?
poor kids, jebus, no wonder the kid pees on the cat.
he might as well tell the kids they "control the elements" too.
i still wanna do that to my kid(s).

 

[Rufio]

u guys got some messed up friends.

 

[AvesPKS]

I have another friend, we'll call him B-Dog. B-Dog is awesome...he pulled a Mr. Peepers impression (while sober, mind you!), complete with a ground up potato, and ketchup, which he rubbed all over his chest. One night we all came back from a party, face-down in the dining room in a bowl of Lucky Charms, which he had also puked in. When we woke him up, he kept telling us it was really all a dream. One night, he gets a little sauced and decides to go looking for Ninja Turtles...so he picks up the manhole cover, and proceeds to go down the sewer. That same night, we thought we had him in the house (he was mad at me for some reason)...they took him into the bathroom on the first floor (1.5 floors from the ground), and he proceeds to jump out of the window on to a group of people. Aside from that, streaking various times...

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Rufio
u guys got some messed up friends.

And I haven't even told you the weirdest parts about him.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Here is a question (Just a question, not a flame) for Dezign. Your met your friend on Asiafriendfinder? I am assuming this is something like Facethejury.com or an informal personal site . Why would a person of his status, with loads of friends and an active social life be seeking friends on Asiafriendfinder.com?