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Descartes walks into a bar...

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SuperPickle

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Descartes was barhopping and stumbles into a pub late one night. He makes his way up to the counter and buys a few drinks but it noticably intoxicated and the bartender decides to cut him off.
"Hey bartender! Gimme another dri..(hic)...another drink!" Descartes blurted.
The barkeep replies "I think not, pal!" and immediately disappears.

edit: wrong philosopher 😱
 
Originally posted by: kstu
jesus people, i think therefore i am??? ring a bell?
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QFT 😛

[Edit] Looks like other people have already pointed out that Socrates and Descartes are two different people 🙂
 
You should know your Monty Python better:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a ah heck for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a ah heck when he's pissed!


Hey, somebody had to do it.
 
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