Derek Jeter has lived a blessed life (new marriage to Hannah Davis)

[Homerboy]

Jeter just married Hannah Davis (do your own google image searches)
Not only is the guy one of the greatest baseball players of all time, but he's accumulated one of the greatest lineups of ex-girlfriends in the history of male/female relationships. It's ridiculous. He puts DiCaprio to shame

 

[rh71]

If you were a self-respecting woman, why would you marry the guy? Honest question.

But anyway, she's hot. They all were. Except maybe Tyra sans makeup.

 

[SearchMaster]

If you were a self-respecting woman, why would you marry the guy? Honest question.

Why not? He's wealthy, attractive, famous, and has had plenty of time to sow his wild oats. I've known plenty of guys who were players when single but fully committed and faithful when in a relationship. I can't say I've followed his dating life but I'm not aware that he's known as a cheater, just as someone who has had a lot of sexual partners.

 

[dr150]

Much ado about nothin'.

When you're famous and rich, all you do is lift a finger and have a pretty girl (i.e. gold digger) sit on your lap.

This homely looking guy lived in the biggest US media market with the largest cohort of models this side of Paris. All the guy had to do is a attend a MOMA benefit to hook up.

For shits and giggles, dress up in suit with your wing man and go to a nice strip club. Have him act as your sports agent. If you look athletic, act like an entitled pro athlete. See how many of these ignorant girls eyes turn to lust (i.e. I'll fuck you for free) once you have them convinced you're a pro athlete. The transformation in their attitude is amazing. You'll be on top of the world....until you drive home to your apartment on the bad side of town in your '93 Honda Civic.

 

[Printer Bandit]

it would be so funny if he had a micro penis.

 

[AreaAffect]

Haters gonna hate. More power to him... Why do you think he has this goofy grin all the time? Hell, I would too.

 

[werepossum]

Jeter just married Hannah Davis (do your own google image searches)
Not only is the guy one of the greatest baseball players of all time, but he's accumulated one of the greatest lineups of ex-girlfriends in the history of male/female relationships. It's ridiculous. He puts DiCaprio to shame

lol I thought the same exact thing when I heard that list of ex'es. Hey, seems like a nice guy and he's the best at what he does, so more power to him.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Much ado about nothin'.

When you're famous and rich, all you do is lift a finger and have a pretty girl (i.e. gold digger) sit on your lap.

Yeah, that's the thing. Jeter is not like Tiger Woods hopping from gold-digging skank cocktail waitress to gold-digging skank Waffle House waitress. Jeter's babes didn't need his money, they were rich and famous themselves. That makes them a lot tougher to nail.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Yeah, that's the thing. Jeter is not like Tiger Woods hopping from gold-digging skank cocktail waitress to gold-digging skank Waffle House waitress. Jeter's babes didn't need his money, they were rich and famous themselves. That makes them a lot tougher to nail.

Wasn't Jeter known for handing out swag baskets the morning after to his one-night stands?

Yeah, I know he kind of made a denial further down the road but you can be confident that he has bagged his own fair share of skanks.

 

[JackBurton]

Didn't he give herpes to Jessica Alba?

 

[tortillasoup]

Jeter just married Hannah Davis (do your own google image searches)
Not only is the guy one of the greatest baseball players of all time, but he's accumulated one of the greatest lineups of ex-girlfriends in the history of male/female relationships. It's ridiculous. He puts DiCaprio to shame

Mr. Herpes himself!

 

[BarkingGhostar]

But just look at home many strikes he got. Will this be another one?