derails, insults, e-peen measuring removals from Alkemyst thread

[ChopperDave]

I'm on pins and needles.

 

[surfsatwerk]

What about feces, does he like feces?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Background on Hanzo?

I have it on good authority it likes to eat the poop.

 

[MisterJackson]

I have it on good authority it likes to eat the poop.

They say dogs are like their masters.

 

[alkemyst]

There is a special place in Hell for certain people, I work on sending them there.

 

[alkemyst]

They say dogs are like their masters.

Yeah while surfsatwerk likes to run into stalls to lick poop, my dog tries to just be awesome.

I really don't get why he wanted to share that detail of his life though...ewww.

 

[alkemyst]

I'm on welfare.

FTFY

 

[alkemyst]

I have it on good authority i likes to eat the poop.

you typoed.

 

[alkemyst]

That's a shit eating grin on its face.

Not all of us eat shit bro. My dogs and family really don't partake.

I guess with face-eating happening you decided this was your coming out/gateway post.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

 

[alkemyst]

Do you like monkeys because they like sucking penis?

 

[alkemyst]

Nah, it's OK.

why you so crotchety all the time?

 

[ChopperDave]

There is a special place in Hell for certain people

You mean the kind who think a crowd of techies on a tech forum gives two flying shits about what you feed your dog?

 

[alkemyst]

You mean the kind who think a crowd of techies on a tech forum gives two flying shits about what you feed your dog?

fight the good fight bro. You are about as 'techie' as a tv remote that worked on chimes.

 

[shortylickens]

You mean the kind who think a crowd of techies on a tech forum gives two flying shits about what you feed your dog?

:hmm:

WWYBYWB?

 

[QueBert]

brag thread about how much you spend on dog food? I've seen it all now...

 

[alkemyst]

Which isn't helpful since all dogs will react differently, even within the same breed.

you are the most active worst enemy to your cause.

Alpo is not a good dog food.

 

[alkemyst]

brag thread about how much you spend on dog food? I've seen it all now...

doubt it ... you are too poor to see much.

 

[ChopperDave]

Alpo is not a good dog food.

No kidding. Your mom wouldn't stop bitching about me feeding it to her. If she didn't pee every time I walked into the room I'd reward her with something better. Maybe my milkbone.

 

[Capt Caveman]

you are the most active worst enemy to your cause.

Alpo is not a good dog food.

And telling people how your dog reacts to different canned foods provides nothing useful.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

What about feces, does he like feces?

 

[alkemyst]

And telling people how your dog reacts to different canned foods provides nothing useful.

yeah. We need to get rid of food reviews all together.

You are so fucking smart.

Thanks!

 

[alkemyst]

No kidding. Your mom wouldn't stop bitching about me feeding it to her. If she didn't pee every time I walked into the room I'd reward her with something better. Maybe my milkbone.

dude you know my mom knocked your ass out when you drove 10 hours to the wrong house.

Stop lying.

pm me your address

 

[ChopperDave]

yeah. We need to get rid of food reviews all together.

You are so fucking smart.

Thanks!

The problem being that it's PEOPLE who populate these forums, not dogs.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

yeah. We need to get rid of food reviews all together.

You are so fucking smart.

Thanks!