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Lifer
Man I'm so scared I almost called to cancel it today! I haven't seen a dentist in over 6 years! I only brush like once a day and I never floss, and I'm sure my teeth are a mess--I can see hardened plaque in some spots (especially under my permanent back retainer) but so far my gums are okay and I haven't had any toothaches or anything...but I'm still scared!!!
A bit of backstory--I grew up in socialist Canada where all my healthcare was free and all I had to do was walk across the street from my house to the dentist and get a checkup every 6 months. Then just as I was becoming a teenager we moved to America and my rents got divorced, and my mom (who took care of all the "health stuff") left. My dad hated the HMO system with a passion, and although we were fully covered through his employer he never did the regular checkups--doctor or dentist--for himself or the rest of the family. Only when I was goin to college did I see a doctor for tetanus/tb shots (required by the school.) I didn't really care for either so I never said anything. Then I graduated highschool, graduated college and now I'm working. All of a sudden I have my own benefits package. Wow! So I started doin the 6 month doctor thing, and everything's cool. But I dreaded the dentist appointment..I kept puttin' it off until I saw Austin Powers late one night on TBS (and I think I had a bad teeth nightmare that night too!)
I'm like so paranoid. I don't even know what to do, and I'm afraid to ask the dentist about things in case I'll look like a dumbass. Tonight I packed my little travel kit so I can brush a few times at work before my appointment! I even tried flossing tonight (though I had no idea WTF I was doing so I don't think it worked!) What should I do? Will the dentist laugh at me? Will I laugh at the dentist (will he gas me?) Will I get the drill??? Arrgh I'm so scared! :Q
A bit of backstory--I grew up in socialist Canada where all my healthcare was free and all I had to do was walk across the street from my house to the dentist and get a checkup every 6 months. Then just as I was becoming a teenager we moved to America and my rents got divorced, and my mom (who took care of all the "health stuff") left. My dad hated the HMO system with a passion, and although we were fully covered through his employer he never did the regular checkups--doctor or dentist--for himself or the rest of the family. Only when I was goin to college did I see a doctor for tetanus/tb shots (required by the school.) I didn't really care for either so I never said anything. Then I graduated highschool, graduated college and now I'm working. All of a sudden I have my own benefits package. Wow! So I started doin the 6 month doctor thing, and everything's cool. But I dreaded the dentist appointment..I kept puttin' it off until I saw Austin Powers late one night on TBS (and I think I had a bad teeth nightmare that night too!)
I'm like so paranoid. I don't even know what to do, and I'm afraid to ask the dentist about things in case I'll look like a dumbass. Tonight I packed my little travel kit so I can brush a few times at work before my appointment! I even tried flossing tonight (though I had no idea WTF I was doing so I don't think it worked!) What should I do? Will the dentist laugh at me? Will I laugh at the dentist (will he gas me?) Will I get the drill??? Arrgh I'm so scared! :Q