Dennis Rodman Sings "Happy Birthday" to Kim Jong Un

[Perknose]

You can't make this stuff up. D:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Just like Marilyn Monroe and JFK. I can see them getting sloppy with each other in the locker room while the NK secret police guard the door.

 

[mmntech]

Wonder how hard it would be to start a coup in North Korea and make myself Supreme Leader. I want a washed up basketball player to sing my happy birthday too.

 

[TechBoyJK]

It's going to be funny if Rodman beats Dear Leader to death with a basketball and leads their basketball team in a coup.

Imagine if NK replaced their military component with sports!

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Dennis Rodman is just a douchebag.

Kim Jong Un is a murderous douchebag.

 

[mmntech]

It's going to be funny if Rodman beats Dear Leader to death with a basketball and leads their basketball team in a coup.

Imagine if NK replaced their military component with sports!

 

[Rakehellion]

I was going to ask, was this in North Korea?

I think it was appropriate, given the circumstances. As if you internet tough guys would have gone off on a political rant when the entire purpose of the game was to promote diplomacy.

 

[Perknose]

Just like Marilyn Monroe and JFK.

JKK got Marilyn, Kim got Rodman. Perfect!

As clown college as this whole escapade is, any contact with an otherwise insular and decidedly militarist autocrat who possesses nuclear weapons is better than no contact at all.

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

 

[Rakehellion]

Are we really going off the deep end because someone wasn't an asshole to someone else? You guys need to lighten the fuck up.

 

[biostud]

So how much of the stuff he brings to NK is stuffed with NSA gadgets?

 

[dbk]

wouldn't it be just wild if we find out that this was all an act and he's really spying for the government?? Can't wait for that memoir...

OR

He just disappears and no one cares enough to go look for him. At this point, the WH and the government, as a whole seem so annoyed with him.

 

[Pardus]

Even China thinks North Korea sucks. Maybe Dennis should move to North Korea forever. He won't be missed.

 

[mikelish]

why is traveling to Cuba illegal but traveling to NK is fine?

 

[dainthomas]

So how much of the stuff he brings to NK is stuffed with NSA gadgets?

His giant glasses are probably packing IR cameras and high powered microphones with secure satellite uplink.

 

[bignateyk]

They should just revoke his passport next time he's out of the country. Problem solved.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Wouldn't happen in B-Ball, North Koreans have had so many generations of poor nutrition they all are pretty small.
I think I remember reading somewhere (I could be off a bit) that to be one of the guards at the board you need to be 6' plus. I think they have the boarder guard work out more to make them even bigger.

 

[Printer Bandit]

kim fed his naked uncle to a pack of hungry dogs. what a way to go.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Wouldn't happen in B-Ball, North Koreans have had so many generations of poor nutrition they all are pretty small.
I think I remember reading somewhere (I could be off a bit) that to be one of the guards at the board you need to be 6' plus. I think they have the boarder guard work out more to make them even bigger.

Doesn't matter, NK has a state-controlled news agency. It's already been reported by NK that the NK team won 47-39.

 

[ultimatebob]

It's only a matter of time until Rodman does something stupid and Kim Jong has his executed.

We should start a betting pool to see which ATOT'er can get the closest date.

 

[zinfamous]

It's going to be funny if Rodman beats Dear Leader to death with a basketball and leads their basketball team in a coup.

Imagine if NK replaced their military component with sports!

I've suspected all along that it's an elaborate CIA assassination plot. But, I think you and I have revealed way too much...