How about this version of events instead:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street
when they came to a homeless person. The man was homeless because he had done nothing but work in the plant down the road that the republican owned. The republican shut down the plant, however, because he could build the same products in Korea using slave labor for 1/10th the cost. The man cannot get another job because he has no money for retraining as a result of republican budget cuts.
The republican gave the homeless person a smirk and said "go find a job" as he stepped over him. The Democrat was very pissed, and when they came to
another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked
over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.
He then reached into the Republican's pocket, took fifty dollars, and gave
it to the homeless person. This helped the homeless person buy food for himself and his kids for a week, and made the republican go without one less silk tie that year. The republican spends half an hour bitching about what happened over his seven course dinner while another homeless guy (a plant foreman) goes thru the rich guy's trash for his next meal.
Given the attitude of the republicans who post here, this story is much closer to the truth than yours, IMHO. I would like to know when was the last time a business owner who posts here stopped, gave a homeless guy 20 bucks and his business card. I am sure that I will retire before someone could tell me that story without lying.