Democrat vs. Republican

[GasX]

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street
when they came to a homeless person. The republican gave
the homeless person his business card and told him to
come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his
pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to
another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked
over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.
He then reached into the Republican's pocket, took fifty dollars, and gave
it to the homeless person.

It takes some people years to figure out the real
differences between Democrats and Republicans, and this
little story says it all.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

ROFL so true!

 

[67gt500]

ahahahaha

 

[351Cleveland]

Man you are gonna get flaaaaaaaamed! Hold up, let me get some marshmellows!

I do agree BTW.

 

[DannyLove]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :|

danny~!

 

[shiner]

Hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!

 

[glenn1]

LOL... very evil... i can't wait to see the Democratic response jokes, or attempts at them

 

[Carbo]

Flamed? Why? Let the truth be told.

 

[Doboji]

hahahahaha.... it was funny up til the end where you presented it as truth...

-Max

 

[Helpless]

With the 4th of July just around the corner:


"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15"


- Ronald Reagan

 

[67gt500]

it is truth. that is what makes it comical.

 

[PG]

Hasen't this been done to death yet?
Can't we get past these labels?

 

[351Cleveland]

67gt500... do you REALLY have a GT500?! I jsut now noticed what your name was

 

[Urinal Mint]

Amen, brother. I don't mind helping people out, but I sure as hell don't want to be ordered to do so.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

<< Hasen't this been done to death yet?
Can't we get past these labels? >>



If the shoe fits my friend...

 

[GasX]

<< Hasen't this been done to death yet?
Can't we get past these labels? >>


I guess we aren't all as enlightened as you...

 

[MrCodeDude]

It's True, It's True..
-- mrcodedude

 

[Doboji]

Why even post this thread.... I mean crack jokes... thats fine... but then tout it as true... as in all Democrats do is steal money from the rich... and Republicans are wealthy good hearted business men happy to give money and a job to homeless people... is this what you people honestly believe or are you just troll fishing?... Cuz if you honestly believe that onesided BS... then I'll be happy to debate with you... If you're troll fishing... then.... happy hunting...

-Max

 

[Mikal]

The Republican puts him in a sweatshop producing sneakers....

The Democrat gave him a job in the post office.....

Hmmmmmmm??

I'm neither, so a pox on both their houses!

 

[GasX]

Doboji - Jumping Jiminy... Have you no sense of humour?



Actually, I take it back. That post is GOSPEL!

 

[67gt500]

I don't believe generalizations but what I do believe is that conservative policies are far better for general welfare than liberal ones are.

And I'll debate that as long as you'd like.

 

[ElFenix]

maximize social welfare, i say. thats my policy and i'm stickin' to it. and ain't one of you mofos going to change it.

 

[Ferocious]

I enjoy a good laugh. But that was lame.

Conservatism and Liberalism both pretty much suck.

*Moderate policies are the ONLY ones that have made the USA the best country in the world.*

And that's a real fact, not a lame attempt at a joke.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Heh, Moderates...Moderates are people who have no spine and cave theyre ideals in front of a majority, and make &quot;compromises&quot; even if theyre conscious says not to. Moderates are weak.

 

[Pastore]

<---- is a registered republican...