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[Heller]

LOL, like every other time in your life, you are wrong. I have never seen so much fail in one place.

LOL, thats the same thing your father said as your mom squeezed that piece of shit out of her twat.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

/Lawnchair
/Popcorn
/Beer

There is plenty to go round.

 

[chalmers]

/Lawnchair
/Popcorn
/Beer

There is plenty to go round.

I'm here too!

 

[TheVrolok]

<3 Heller threads. What a clown.

 

[UberNeuman]

Ctrl-Atl...

 

[guyver01]

/Lawnchair
/Popcorn
/Beer

There is plenty to go round.

In honor of the crackhead who started this thread...

 

[CallMeJoe]

Partied too hard last night at the W hotel. Drank more then i've ever done in my life (patron=so good) since it was all free(well sorta). Besides the splitting migraine i woke up with a horrible chest cold and cough. I took an Ibuprofen 800mg for the headache but an hour later its still there any suggestion? also what should i go buy from cvs for the chest cold? im thinking Mucinex and some Robitussin?

Skip the pharmacy crap. Find a real Mexican restaurant and get a big bowl of menudo.

(Couldn't resist posting good hangover advice, even in a Heller thread.

 

[rudeguy]

Skip the pharmacy crap. Find a real Mexican restaurant and get a big bowl of menudo.

(Couldn't resist posting good hangover advice, even in a Heller thread.

wait...wait....WAIT!

Isn't he a pharm tech? Don't people ask him for advice on this kind of thing?

:hmm:

 

[CallMeJoe]

wait...wait....WAIT!
Isn't he a pharm tech? Don't people ask him for advice on this kind of thing?
:hmm:

In an alternate universe...

 

[guyver01]

wait...wait....WAIT!

Isn't he a pharm tech? Don't people ask him for advice on this kind of thing?

:hmm:

That might have been last week. apparently, he now works as a waiter making $2.50 an hour and relies on tips.
:hmm:

 

[TridenT]

reported for threatening physical violence against a 12 year old girl

 

[TridenT]

That might have been last week. apparently, he now works as a waiter making $2.50 an hour and relies on tips.
:hmm:

But he makes $300 on Saturday's. So he probably makes closer to $30/hr with those tips.

 

[guyver01]

Found the post..

You do realize a servers hourly wage is $2.25 right? we rely on tips to make a living. something you've never done in your life.

Unless he's using the Royal "we" ... he's now saying he's a Server.

 

[BoomerD]

LOL, thats the same thing your father said as your mom squeezed that piece of shit out of her twat.

quoted for posterity.

You should visit a Trident thread.

Heller seems to be a mix of the worst of Tridentboy and zanejohnson...Maybe he's their asshole baby.

 

[Tea Bag]

God, Heller threads are SO fucking cash.

 

[Heller]

wait...wait....WAIT!

Isn't he a pharm tech? Don't people ask him for advice on this kind of thing?

:hmm:

2 years ago i was. I have since worked at office depot and now a local fine dining establishment.

 

[Ichinisan]

Ctrl-Atl...

"Control-Atlanta?"

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

2 years ago i was. I have since worked at office depot and now a local fine dining establishment.

What about the video store you worked at for 5 years?

 

[guyver01]

now a local fine dining establishment.

Fine Dining only pays $2.25/hr?

C'mon.. even McDonalds pays more.

 

[Heller]

What about the video store you worked at for 5 years?

Thats when i was 14. It was 4.5 years to be exact.

 

[guyver01]

Thats when i was 14. It was 4.5 years to be exact.

so... 4 1/2 years ago you were 14?

but.. you said you were 20?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Thats when i was 14. It was 4.5 years to be exact.

2 jobs since i was 15.

Your numbers don't add up.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Your numbers don't add up.

He's a busboy, not a mathematician.

 

[guyver01]

Your numbers don't add up.

Oh what a tangled web we weave?

 

[Gillbot]

2 years ago i was. I have since worked at office depot and now a local fine dining establishment.

Fine Dining only pays $2.25/hr?

C'mon.. even McDonalds pays more.

damn, beat me to it