delete.

How about you stop bragging, wear whatever the fvck you want, and look for attention somewhere else?

Oh, and who were you before you were banned?
 

BigJ

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Hey if you want to dress in drag, by no means are we going to stop you.
 

brigden

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Man, you guys hate people with the slightest confidence.

I say, let your hairy legs out!
 

yoda291

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Sometimes, I wake up in the morning and I wonder why do I bother to get out of bed. I mean, the temperature is comfortable, it's generally soft, and I can always call some sort of room service to me. Everything I could ever want is at hand. I look around and see the sun shining outside, birdsong slowly wafts in and lying beside me is this gorgeous woman. She purrs in bed, content little smile on her face like some ivory goddess in my arms. Looking softly at her it makes me realize..."This hooker charges per hour"...so I start dressing for work.
 
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Originally posted by: yoda291
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning and I wonder why do I bother to get out of bed. I mean, the temperature is comfortable, it's generally soft, and I can always call some sort of room service to me. Everything I could ever want is at hand. I look around and see the sun shining outside, birdsong slowly wafts in and lying beside me is this gorgeous woman. She purrs in bed, content little smile on her face like some ivory goddess in my arms. Looking softly at her it makes me realize..."This hooker charges per hour"...so I start dressing for work.

LOL :D
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: yoda291
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning and I wonder why do I bother to get out of bed. I mean, the temperature is comfortable, it's generally soft, and I can always call some sort of room service to me. Everything I could ever want is at hand. I look around and see the sun shining outside, birdsong slowly wafts in and lying beside me is this gorgeous woman. She purrs in bed, content little smile on her face like some ivory goddess in my arms. Looking softly at her it makes me realize..."This hooker charges per hour"...so I start dressing for work.

LOL :D

It occurs to me that the less sense I make in a post, the more likely someone will read it.
 

olds

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You guys KNOW that this is a previously banned member, right?