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[Pardus]

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[disappoint]

Their their little brother. Jebus will help you with your grammar.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

 

[Ruptga]

Their their little brother. Jebus will help you with your grammar.

That was pretty bad, but people tend to blow through that sort of thing when they're pissed.

OP, those people need to get a life, but you shouldn't let it get to you. There are enough stupid people in the world to keep you pissed 24/7 if you let even a quarter of them get to you.

 

[disappoint]

 

[Pardus]

Their their little brother. Jebus will help you with your grammar.

Thank you Nazi grammar.

 

[Mixolydian]

I highly doubt that Jesus loves me.

 

[coldmeat]

cool story bro

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Every Saturday outside of Walmart/Sam's Club, these religious nut jobs walk up and down the parking lot with there brightly hand written construction signs that have some religion saying on it. Usually 3-6 of them at any given time. They waive to you when you enter the lot, there is a lot of traffic any given weekend.

So of course as I was loading my car, one of them comes up to me and says, "hey brother, have you heard the news?"

My reply, I don't care.

The kid (he was like 19) says to me, "Jesus will help you with any troubles in your life".

My reply, ok, now fuck off.

The kid says, "but Jesus loves you brother"

my reply, wonderful, now once again, fuck off.

The kid walks off to the next victim with his stupid sign.

Times like this, REALLY want to taser the bastard.

Print out this post and show it to the Jesus-freaks. Tell them that you're having trouble with your grammar and that Jesus has not in fact helped you with it. That should prove to any reasonable person that Jesus is powerless.

 

[Pardus]

Print out this post and show it to the Jesus-freaks. Tell them that you're having trouble with your grammar and that Jesus has not in fact helped you with it. That should prove to any reasonable person that Jesus is powerless.

Checked the posting in word, it found no grammatical errors ?

 

[Ruptga]

Checked the posting in word, it found no grammatical errors ?

not sure if srs.

Every Saturday outside of Walmart/Sam's Club, these religious nut jobs walk up and down the parking lot with there brightly hand written construction signs that have some religion saying on it. Usually 3-6 of them at any given time. They waive to you when you enter the lot, there is a lot of traffic any given weekend.

So of course as I was loading my car, one of them comes up to me and says, "hey brother, have you heard the news?"

My reply, I don't care.

The kid (he was like 19) says to me, "Jesus will help you with any troubles in your life".

My reply, ok, now fuck off.

The kid says, "but Jesus loves you brother"

my reply, wonderful, now once again, fuck off.

The kid walks off to the next victim with his stupid sign.

Times like this, REALLY want to taser the bastard.

You used homonyms several times, there was an incomplete sentence in there, you should have quoted yourself better (though given the context the meaning is obvious, so meh to that), your first sentence should have read "some religious saying," and your last sentence should have read "I really want."

That was just about two minutes of analysis. I'm sure some other pedant around here would be happy to write you an essay on how you butchered two paragraphs but I am not nearly that uptight.

 

[darkxshade]

But OP, why won't you love Jesus back?