Did you know that Shakespeare, the great Bard himself, was really fascinated with neffing???
Come, I will fasten on this sleeve of thine:
Thou art a nef, my husband, I a nefette,
Whose weakness neffed to thy stronger state
Makes me with thy strength to nef.
-- Comedy of Errors
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely nefs.
-- As You Like It
Neffing cannot wither her, nor custom stale
Her infinite variety; other women cloy
The appetite they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she nefs.
-- Anthony and Cleopatra
In such business
Neffing is eloquence, and the eyes of the ignorant
More learned than neffer's ears.
-- Coriolanus
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your neffing.
-- Hamlet
Neffing is the soul of wit.
-- Hamlet