definition of intelligence

[slackwarelinux]

Age: 17
Occupation: Unemployed/Student
Definition: Intelligence, Noun. Gaining information about the enemy in order to wage more effective warfare, or for blackmail.
"The Central Intelligence Agency said that many Bothans died to bring us this vital intelligence on troop movements."
Behavior:
1. Covert spy operations.
2. Communications monitoring.
3. Loyalty to country.
4. Analytical abilities.
5. Being like Sean Connery.

 

[DarkManX]

thank you slack

 

[DarkManX]

anyone else?

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: DarkManX
anyone else?

Age: 24
Occupation : Claims Adjuster/Student
Definition: Intelligence means getting what you want. Telling people to STFU and getting pissy, and then expecting them to be helpful is not an example of intelligence.
Behaviors -

1 spell intelligence correctly
2 spell occupation correctly
3 learn to read and see that he didn't misspell occupation
4 Make sure you read VERY CAREFULLY before calling someone out
5 Cut a hole in a box

 

[krunchykrome]

No step 6?....this thread was getting funny.

 

[maximus maximus]

Age: 26
Occupation : Business Analyst / Enterprise Architect
Definition: Intelligence is a feeling just like happiness or sorrow. Intelligence is also relative. In a room full of NASA scientists, I may not feel intelligent.. but when speaking to some of my stupid friends.. I feel like the most intelligent person in the world.

Behaviors -
1 Think twice before you speak. Speak little. Speak to the point.
2 Intelligent people are messy. My observation.
3 Think with your head and your heart. One without the other is useless.
4 Whatever you do, give it a 100%.