defective beer

Mayfriday0529

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I just had a 6 pack of beer and didnt even get a buzz from it. I think i got rip off!!!

I want a refund.
 

jadinolf

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Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I just had a 6 pack of beer and didnt even get a buzz from it. I think i got rip off!!!

I want a refund.

Get a RMA and send it back. :thumbsdown:
 

neonerd

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Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: neonerd
Was it DOA?


it was weak like water, i should have just got Sam Adams instead of Damn miller.

call the manufacturer and ask about what their RMA Policy is...then promptly post back here with their response :D
 

paulney

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A guy enters a liquor store and produces receipt to the clerk:
- I'd like my refund for the vodka I bought here yesterday.
- ???
- I bought two bottles yesterday, and it made me vomit. You must be selling vodka with the expiration date past due!
 

GonzoCircus

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Originally posted by: paulney
A guy enters a liquor store and produces receipt to the clerk:
- I'd like my refund for the vodka I bought here yesterday.
- ???
- I bought two bottles yesterday, and it made me vomit. You must be selling vodka with the expiration date past due!



Don't quit your day job.
 

Spikesoldier

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the joke would be funny if you used scotch instead of vodka


this sh!t is 12 years past the born on date!
 

Mayfriday0529

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alright honestly i feel that if i drink 2 Sam Adam beers i get a buzz already but when i drink miller or bud i don't get anything.

 

clamum

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Something's definitely wrong if you drink Miller and don't get a buzz but you do when you drink Sam Adam's. ;)
 

Mayfriday0529

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Originally posted by: clamum
Something's definitely wrong if you drink Miller and don't get a buzz but you do when you drink Sam Adam's. ;)

bass, Sam Adams, Guiness. basically the dark lager beers oh also killians get me buzz like with 2, but miller or bud and the rest of the beers don't do crap for me.
 

HombrePequeno

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Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: clamum
Something's definitely wrong if you drink Miller and don't get a buzz but you do when you drink Sam Adam's. ;)

bass, Sam Adams, Guiness. basically the dark lager beers oh also killians get me buzz like with 2, but miller or bud and the rest of the beers don't do crap for me.

That's because of the horribly low alcohol content in those beers. Unless you chug them, they're not going to do anything for you except eventually make your arse look fat.



<---now has a fat arse :(
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: clamum
Something's definitely wrong if you drink Miller and don't get a buzz but you do when you drink Sam Adam's. ;)

bass, Sam Adams, Guiness. basically the dark lager beers oh also killians get me buzz like with 2, but miller or bud and the rest of the beers don't do crap for me.

That's because of the horribly low alcohol content in those beers. Unless you chug them, they're not going to do anything for you except eventually make your arse look fat.



<---now has a fat arse :(


Hmm...
 

HombrePequeno

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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: clamum
Something's definitely wrong if you drink Miller and don't get a buzz but you do when you drink Sam Adam's. ;)

bass, Sam Adams, Guiness. basically the dark lager beers oh also killians get me buzz like with 2, but miller or bud and the rest of the beers don't do crap for me.

That's because of the horribly low alcohol content in those beers. Unless you chug them, they're not going to do anything for you except eventually make your arse look fat.



<---now has a fat arse :(


Hmm...

Sure, try to back your side with facts. Like anyone will believe those. ;)

Anyway, if it takes you more of the light (carp) beers to actually get buzzed than it does good thicker beers then it's reasonable to say that it about evens out. Also doing the math on money/amount of alcohol, you can get just about the same deal if you go with a high alcohol good beer than if you went with a cheaper light brew (Ice beers excluded of course). So the lesson you can learn from this is: drink some decent beer.