Deer God!

[IronWing]

Arkansas hunter killed by deer he just shot with muzzleloader rifle

Victim had several puncture wounds; game officials still looking for injured deer

www.news-leader.com

The buck, apparently, didn't stop there.

 

[BoomerD]

Deer are pests...they's thicker'n fleas on a dog's butt around here. I usually have several in my yard every day. Driving down the roads become an exercise in "Deer Dodging"

 

[IronWing]

Deer are pests...they's thicker'n fleas on a dog's butt around here. I usually have several in my yard every day. Driving down the roads become an exercise in "Deer Dodging"

Need to work on your stance of dominance.

 

[Thebobo]

Anderson they said puncture wounds that means he must have been hunting a buck or is that legal that down there this time of year although he was using a muzzleloader 50 caliber wow

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Deer are pests...they's thicker'n fleas on a dog's butt around here. I usually have several in my yard every day. Driving down the roads become an exercise in "Deer Dodging"

The deer probably feel the same way about you.

 

[BoomerD]

The deer probably feel the same way about you.

No doubt. I will be working in my yard, not really paying attention...and "NUDGE," "Hey hooman...got any food?" They can't be hunted or otherwise bothered here, so they don't have much fear of people. (But it's a $1000 fine and 90 days in jail if you get caught feeding them.)

 

[pcgeek11]

Arkansas hunter killed by deer he just shot with muzzleloader rifle

Victim had several puncture wounds; game officials still looking for injured deer

www.news-leader.com

The buck, apparently, didn't stop there.

Obviously not a very experienced deer hunter. He did everything wrong.

Wild animals will hurt you. A wounded wild animal even more so.

 

[highland145]

Obviously not a very experienced deer hunter. He did everything wrong.

Wild animals will hurt you. A wounded wild animal even more so.

But he was gettin back to his roots using a muzzle loader. Who needs a 300 win mag?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Someone evidently didn't learn the Second rule of Zombieland. Double Tap.

 

[pcgeek11]

It is easy. Don't approach and observe the animal when he is down. Be ready to place another round if need be.

Any large game hunting you never go up to the animal right away.

 

[highland145]

It is easy. Don't approach and observe the animal when he is down. Be ready to place another round if need be.

Any large game hunting you never go up to the animal right away.

Should have used a rope.

 

[clamum]

I saw that yesterday. Yikes.

Not a fan of deer. When you live in a place that's as thick with them as I have (esp. in the Upper Peninsula, but even in downstate MI there's plenty, even in the suburbs) you tend to not like them so much. Every person in my immediate family has been involved in a deer-car crash; it's like almost a certainty you'll hit one of the things sooner or later.

Man on the way to work this morning one must've gotten smoked on the highway, WOW was that thing gibbed. One less nuisance.

 

[BoomerD]

I saw that yesterday. Yikes.

Not a fan of deer. When you live in a place that's as thick with them as I have (esp. in the Upper Peninsula, but even in downstate MI there's plenty, even in the suburbs) you tend to not like them so much. Every person in my immediate family has been involved in a deer-car crash; it's like almost a certainty you'll hit one of the things sooner or later.

Man on the way to work this morning one must've gotten smoked on the highway, WOW was that thing gibbed. One less nuisance.

Body shops love them though...

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Meh, I just know we clearly don't eat enough deer because their population is a serious issue.

 

[highland145]

Meh, I just know we clearly don't eat enough deer because their population is a serious issue.

Actually our state population was down some 30% since 2000. Coyote.

 

[BoomerD]

Meh, I just know we clearly don't eat enough deer because their population is a serious issue.

I'd love to put a couple of the local bucks in a nice freezer...but apparently it's a felony to hunt them. They's pertected.

 

[highland145]

I'd love to put a couple of the local bucks in a nice freezer...but apparently it's a felony to hunt them. They's pertected.

Just invite them over for dinner.

 

[clamum]

Body shops love them though...

Haha, that is true.

I happened to log in to Facebook yesterday and it showed me my post from 9 years ago...



I won't identify the culprit...

 

[nakedfrog]

Thanks OP, now I have an XTC song stuck in my head.

 

[pcgeek11]

Should have used a rope.

Thanks! That was funny as hell.

 

[highland145]

Thanks! That was funny as hell.

IIRC, there's a part 2 also.

 

[FeuerFrei]

I guess sometimes you have to follow up a load of buckshot with a buckstab.

As far as hitting one with a car goes, those small deers (deer) just disintegrate when bulldozed with a SUV. One instant there's a deer in the road, the next just a ragged spray of fragments.

 

[pcgeek11]

I guess sometimes you have to follow up a load of buckshot with a buckstab.

As far as hitting one with a car goes, those small deers (deer) just disintegrate when bulldozed with a SUV. One instant there's a deer in the road, the next just a ragged spray of fragments.

I saw a guy try that once. The deer was shot in the back and couldn't move his back legs. Grabbed the deer by the antler with one hand and with his knife out... The deer flicked his head and threw him about 10 feet through the air. He then got his gun a shot him again, in the head.

He was a dumb@ss.

 

[zinfamous]

Should have used a rope.

lol. not sure how many times I've seen this/had it forwarded to me....it is one of "those things"

I imagine listening to those words through some crisp, bourbon-voiced pro doing a 15 minute bit on the Chitlin Circuit, when the "colors mixed" on several nights, recorded on some LP from the ~50s-60s, back when people started really understanding "comedy" in all its languages, through these very typical bootleg albums that were sold under the code.

I read it now like you would any folk tale, or song, or lore or whatever. It is so perfect in execution that it is canonized as "history" ...like the Odyssey or the Illiad, or the various Bibles and such: real places and real peoples and real true things that happened...but then a whole lot of stuff in between.

...but fuck it, we all love it and know how true it is.

 

[whm1974]

I read this last week, and while I'm not a hunter, I do know better than to approach a wounded wild animal. And black powder muzzle loading rifles have under 1000 fps velocity.