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Deep thoughts...

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Grasshopper27

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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -- Douglas Adams
 
"I'll just tickle you and you'll stop breathing and then Shanna will cry." - Anonymous

Those who know what was edited out of this post, remember that I'm not going to forget it. 😉

ZV
 
Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons. (maybe by shoving them down his throat).

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
 
Why do I keep getting credit cards in the mail? Are credit card companies trying to lure me into some sort of sticky debt situation? How could I possibly need more than four cards (a Visa, 2 x American Express and a Discover?)
 
Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
"You're a friggen idiot" - Anonymous 😛

-PAB
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I didn't change my name to anonymous. And yes, you are a friggen idiot. You're permanently at the top of the friggen idiot list. And Zenmervolt, you're still second on the list.
 
How's this for a deep thought, had a friend over an we were discussing the pissibility of a creature that lived in space, where space was it's environment. I suggested that any such creature would run amok of gravity, but he suggested otherwise. I'll refrain from saying more. The conversation just degenerated from there. hey we were bored, ok? 😛
 
Originally posted by: HotChic
Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
"You're a friggen idiot" - Anonymous 😛

-PAB
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I didn't change my name to anonymous. And yes, you are a friggen idiot. You're permanently at the top of the friggen idiot list. And Zenmervolt, you're still second on the list.
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Your father still fourth? 😉

ZV

EDIT: You really should not have been so vague in your request that I edit my post. Consider yourself lucky that I didn't edit and add the reason that your father earned his place on the list. 😉
 
"I was standing in front of a fire exit in a casino. A gaurd came up to me and said "excuse me your blocking the fire exit". As if, if there was a fire, I wasnt going to run.

If you have legs and are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit"
-Mitch Hedburg
 
Originally posted by: ArmenK
Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons. (maybe by shoving them down his throat).

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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Jack Handy cracks me up 😀
 
"The reason there are so many idiots in the world is because there are more laws to keep them alive" - someone on the forum

"The Greek system is like pop radio: no substance, just a bunch of sell outs. It's attractive to your average idiot but to people who think for themselves, it's unbelievably lame". - me in our college forum

"While we're on the topic of dispensing obvious, but nevertheless handy advice, do NOT chop off your fingers with a meat cleaver." - amnesiac 2.0

"doin stuff is overrated. Hitler did a lot of stuff, but don't you wish he would have just sat at home and gotten stoned instead?" - The Tau of Buddah Steve

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life" - found it somewhere cant remember
 
This one still trips me out.
If you take the graph of 1/x and revolve it around the x axis, the solid that it makes with a base at any X>1 and the tip extending into infinity has a finite volume and an infinite surface area. You could fill it with water but never paint it.

Just doesn't seem right.
 
Originally posted by: KokomoGST
Originally posted by: Beast1284
Originally posted by: KokomoGST
Originally posted by: Beast1284
I see a whole lot of other peoples thoughts here. But nobody has really posted their own thoughts. hrmmmm
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See sig...
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Be a responsible azn... eat your rice, don't drive it.
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That is your deep thought? lol
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Hey... it makes a lot of sense don't it?! lol
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Well I suppose it's a thought. And it's yours. And it sure has plenty of basis. Deep? Eh, not so sure.
😛
 
"...to mix with abler men than yourself is to learn humility"

"The greater your arrogance, the heavier God's revenge... proud men in old age learn to be wise."

"War! Listen, I describe war in one sentence. War never killed a single criminal, but it has murdered an army of heroes."

"Good. Like your father, your upright, honorable father. And at your age I was the same. Slow with words, quick with action. But now I have experience, and I realize that in life it is not action that counts. Words are what matters; words have the power."
 
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