Deep thoughts

[deftron]

And now, another deep thought...by deftron ...




Why is it called "taking a dump" when you're
actually leaving one ?

 

[loup garou]

I don't know, Beavis.

 

[95SS]

[Beavis]

Funk Dat!!!

[/Beavis]

 

[cruthick7]

First we must discover the meaning of taking a sh!t. I believe take a dump originated from take a sh!t

 

[sharkeeper]

How do people light a fire?

 

[RelaxTheMind]

is this the same as why do they call it a "bl0wjob"?

Im pretty sure most of you have heard a story or two about a girl that actually "blew". Or maybe your the blowee.

 

[KoolDrew]

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

 

[Wallydraigle]

Cuz it's a gift from Uranus.

 

[sharkeeper]

I have read that almost everyone has pinworms. Luckily, pinworms don't do much harm. You only notice them if you have a lot of pinworms! If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them.

:Q

 

[OverVolt]

Originally posted by: KoolDrew
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

omg.............

i read the entire thing btw and now i cant stop thinking about poop.

 

[MrDudeMan]

i always say leaving, not taking, just to be ornery. it usually turns up an eyebrow or two.