Death...by Chocolate

[Kaido]

What a way to go :Q

 

[me123]

Camden County? Were Earl and Randy Hickey around?

 

[TheVrolok]

Bummer. Oh Jersey folks..

 

[40Hands]

At least he died from the blow to the head and not drowning in super hot chocolate.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Oh durn. DIAVOC?

 

[Train]

I thought this thread was about the flavor "Death By Chocolate" ice cream from Kroger brand.

which is the best ice cream ever created by man.

 

[hanoverphist]

id think that not telling them where the chocolate was destined to go would be the way to go. now people will hesitate before buying hersheys chocolate

 

[tfinch2]

Note to self: skip out on Hershey bars for a few months unless you like dead guy flavor.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Note to self: skip out on Hershey bars for a few months unless you like dead guy flavor.

I was hoping that they'd sell a few memorial bars

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Originally posted by: 40Hands
At least he died from the blow to the head and not drowning in super hot chocolate.

Who knows how long he was chillin in the vat before the agitator actually hit him in the head.

 

[Toonces]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Note to self: skip out on Hershey bars for a few months unless you like dead guy flavor.

I was hoping that they'd sell a few memorial bars

nah, the MJ memorial bars are only white chocolate

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Note to self: skip out on Hershey bars for a few months unless you like dead guy flavor.

I was hoping that they'd sell a few memorial bars

mebbe call em victor bars or something

 

[darkxshade]

How hot was the vat of chocolate? They should've included this since chocolate has a low melting point.

 

[Fritzo]

Friends decided to eat the chocolate afterwards, citing that "Vincent always had good taste..."

 

[Wheezer]

don't eat any chocolate with nuts in it.

 

[roguerower]

Originally posted by: Train
I thought this thread was about the flavor "Death By Chocolate" ice cream from Kroger brand.

which is the best ice cream ever created by man.

And now you know what the secret ingrediant is.

 

[Jeff7]

The true Hershey's Kiss of Death.

 

[So]

Oompa Loompa Doompity Dead...

 

[jonks]

I've got a golden ticke....is that a finger in my chocolate?

 

[oogabooga]

Death by chocolate indeed!

 

[Juddog]

Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do

 

[moparacer]

I am thinking they get a visit from OSHA because its pretty hard to picture how a man dumping chocolate in the mixer can just fall into it.

Especially while its turned on and mixing....

 

[Scouzer]

Next time you eat a Hershey's bar... think... was it the vat a guy died in?

This time I posted this in the right thread...

 

[imported_Imp]

What a waste of chocolate.

Sucks for the guy too, someone screwed up on the safety designs.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: moparacer
I am thinking they get a visit from OSHA because its pretty hard to picture how a man dumping chocolate in the mixer can just fall into it.

Especially while its turned on and mixing....

I was thinking the same, there must be some safety hazard that caused that. Perhaps slippery floors, or the "Wall" is not high enough.

Also you'd think there would be a grid on that thing, considering no solids are going into it anyway. Guess it would be too hard to clean that and it would become a sanitary issue. Ironic because some dead body in a vat of chocolate is a bigger sanitary issue.

I would hope they totally cleaned that out and dumped it after though. Then again what you don't know wont hurt. I wont give up my daily chocolate bars over that.