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Dear women who drive SUV's

AgaBoogaBoo

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Please, realize your SUV is larger and handles differently than your minivan.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but half the times you don't use the space you thought you would when you bought it

ok i am done.
booga.
 
Whoa! I'm glad someone finally pointed out that women who drive SUV's are a danger to people on the road!

This is an absolute first.

I commend you on your brilliance.
 
On a rant scale I give it 3/10....The subject is right on, but I didn't feel a whole lot of anger at all.

Dear soccer moms who drive SUVs:

Do NOT try to fit into a parking spot that is made for a compact car. When you and your 3 little brats fling open your doors did it ever occur to you that your tank is denting someone else's finely tuned road machine?

Do NOT pull out in front of me in traffic and then floor it, your 10,000 lb hunk of metal does not have the same acceleration as your hubbies sports car and will not not 0-45 in 2 seconds (which is about how long I have to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting your dumb a$$)

Do NOT make a 50 point turn when backing out of that tiny parking spot you just put yourself into. You have plenty of room to backup, if you don't know the length of your own vehicle please go home and practice on your driveway....you remind me of Austin Powers stuck in his golf cart.....foward 2 inches, crack the wheel, reverse 2 inches, crank the wheel, foward 2 inches,.......you get the point!

Do NOT yell at you your 8 soccer kids, put makeup on, drink a "nourishe", talk on the cell phone, and drive ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
A lot of women drive big SUV's because their husbands bought it for them to keep them safe. You see this a lot here in Cali where you got people all over the place doing 30+ mph over the speed limit on freeways. Heck, when I get married I'm buying my wife a tank. 😀
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
On a rant scale I give it 3/10....The subject is right on, but I didn't feel a whole lot of anger at all.

Dear soccer moms who drive SUVs:

Do NOT try to fit into a parking spot that is made for a compact car. When you and your 3 little brats fling open your doors did it ever occur to you that your tank is denting someone else's finely tuned road machine?

Do NOT pull out in front of me in traffic and then floor it, your 10,000 lb hunk of metal does not have the same acceleration as your hubbies sports car and will not not 0-45 in 2 seconds (which is about how long I have to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting your dumb a$$)

Do NOT make a 50 point turn when backing out of that tiny parking spot you just put yourself into. You have plenty of room to backup, if you don't know the length of your own vehicle please go home and practice on your driveway....you remind me of Austin Powers stuck in his golf cart.....foward 2 inches, crack the wheel, reverse 2 inches, crank the wheel, foward 2 inches,.......you get the point!

Do NOT yell at you your 8 soccer kids, put makeup on, drink a "nourishe", talk on the cell phone, and drive ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow, I was just doing it as a joke, you really are annoyed by this stuff, aren't you? Personally, I don't find them messing up as much as you make it sound
 
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Originally posted by: TheNinja
On a rant scale I give it 3/10....The subject is right on, but I didn't feel a whole lot of anger at all.

Dear soccer moms who drive SUVs:

Do NOT try to fit into a parking spot that is made for a compact car. When you and your 3 little brats fling open your doors did it ever occur to you that your tank is denting someone else's finely tuned road machine?

Do NOT pull out in front of me in traffic and then floor it, your 10,000 lb hunk of metal does not have the same acceleration as your hubbies sports car and will not not 0-45 in 2 seconds (which is about how long I have to slam on my breaks to avoid hitting your dumb a$$)

Do NOT make a 50 point turn when backing out of that tiny parking spot you just put yourself into. You have plenty of room to backup, if you don't know the length of your own vehicle please go home and practice on your driveway....you remind me of Austin Powers stuck in his golf cart.....foward 2 inches, crack the wheel, reverse 2 inches, crank the wheel, foward 2 inches,.......you get the point!

Do NOT yell at you your 8 soccer kids, put makeup on, drink a "nourishe", talk on the cell phone, and drive ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow, I was just doing it as a joke, you really are annoyed by this stuff, aren't you? Personally, I don't find them messing up as much as you make it sound
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mine isn't a joke
 
Seriously, if you live in the Bay Area, the SUV's with women behind the wheel are EVERYWHERE, I know exactly what TheNinja is talking about. I once got stuck in a one-way parking lot for 15 minutes while some women in an SUV pulled the down wrong way, tried to get into a spot, and got stuck. It was nuts. My wife and I weren't a hurry, and we couldn't go anywhere anyway, so we just sat in the car and laughed.
 
Originally posted by: Megatomic
This is NOT a joking matter. Soccer MILFs driving SUVs are a hazard to all other motorists. 😛
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But they're so much more entertaining when YOU'RE the one in an SUV and she's in a little convertible...

😛
 
I'm bothered by the fact that this rant was directed towards women, however there's only like 3 of them on this entire forum and never all at once.
 
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: Megatomic
This is NOT a joking matter. Soccer MILFs driving SUVs are a hazard to all other motorists. 😛
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But they're so much more entertaining when YOU'RE the one in an SUV and she's in a little convertible...

😛
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True as long as she's wearing a skirt and a low cut blowse (or a bikini). :heart:

 
One last thing you should add for that woman, "GET OFF THE CELL PHONE, BEOTCH!"
They wouldn't be half as dangerous if they were only paying attention.
 
I was amazed to see this big ass Hummer parked at the GYM and here came a lady probably 5'0" or 4'9" in height driving that monster. Just to get in she almost had to climb in.
 
Every car bigger than mine is a boat.

Every car smaller than mine is a little pos.

Every driver going faster than me on the highway is an idiot.

Every driver going slower than me on the highway is a moron.

A woman who can drive well can do so because she's extraordinary.

A woman who drives like crap drives that way because she's a woman.



I guess every other driver on the road just sucks.
 
I'm bothered by the fact that this rant was directed towards women, however there's only like 3 of them on this entire forum and never all at once.
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ok, I've seen my share of idiot women drivers...yet to be fair, I've also seen my share of stupid male drivers as well...
 
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