A friend of mine sent me this. Sorry if this is a repost (I couldn't find anything doing a search in the past 10 days)
Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used
it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was
the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to
berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and
I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.
I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used
it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was
the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to
berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and
I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.
I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
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