Dear Santa.....

[Fausto]

Unlike other years, I would only like a single present this year. I have been a good boy for the most part and feel I am deserving of this item.

This year, I would like a magic button I can press that will instantly confer a painful death upon the psychotic trolls that inhabit the Yahoo! message boards. I noticed a potentially interesting discussion pertaining to recent research indicating that red wine may offer some protection against breast cancer. I was dismayed to find everything from declarations that wine is "evil" to suggestions that most women would be better served by having their male partner ejaculate on their breasts in lieu of a glass of wine. Sadly, this appears to be par for the course on these boards regardless of the seriousness of the subject at hand.

I like to think that I am a person who makes the world a better place in my own small way and this magic button would really be of great assistance in my efforts to do so. I promise to use it responsibly and not to whack the entire roster of the New York Yankees if it appears they are about to beat the Braves in the 2004 World Series or anything like that.

Sincerely,
Fausto

 

[Zim Hosein]

This year, I would like a magic button I can press that will instantly confer a painful death upon the psychotic trolls that inhabit the Yahoo! message boards.

You may want that button to work here as well Fausto

We already have that button, but we know if we were to use it, the membership here would decrease dramatically.

Mean Mod

 

[StageLeft]

Vagina.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'll vouch for you. :beer:

- M4H

 

[conjur]

I don't see where giving one's wife/g-f a pearl necklace each night couldn't hurt

But...what do you expect from a Yahoo board? (assuming it's not moderated)

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur
I don't see where giving one's wife/g-f a pearl necklace each night couldn't hurt

But...what do you expect from a Yahoo board? (assuming it's not moderated)

They're not. It's what pours out of people's mouths (keyboards, in this case) when all possibility of reprisal is removed that just makes me want to kill.....repeatedly. I know some of it is just retarded 13 year-olds trying to come up with the most outrageous post possible, but some of them are serious.

 

[NightRaven]

All I want for Christmas.... Is a 100 bimbo shopping spree at the Playboy mansion...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto
I know some of it is just retarded 13 year-olds trying to come up with the most outrageous post possible, but some of them are serious.

Originally posted by: NightRaven
All I want for Christmas.... Is a 100 bimbo shopping spree at the Playboy mansion...

Speak of the devil...

- M4H

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: conjur
I don't see where giving EDITED FOR SENSITIVITY wife/g-f a pearl necklace each night couldn't hurt

But...what do you expect from a Yahoo board? (assuming it's not moderated)

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: conjur
I don't see where giving Fausto's wife/g-f a pearl necklace each night couldn't hurt

But...what do you expect from a Yahoo board? (assuming it's not moderated)

You're fscking hilarious. I love jokes like that about my wife and mother of my child. :disgust:

 

[TommyVercetti]

Yahoo is full of trolls. I don't know why Yahoo even keeps those message boards. They offer no value whatsoever. You have never been to the f'dcompany forums have you?

 

[NightRaven]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: conjur
I don't see where giving Fausto's wife/g-f a pearl necklace each night couldn't hurt

But...what do you expect from a Yahoo board? (assuming it's not moderated)

You're fscking hilarious. I love jokes like that about my wife and mother of my child. :disgust:

In that case, I'll have to go back and delete some of my earlier posts...