Dear Rice-A-Roni

EyeMWing

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WTF do you mean, "Saute"? I know how to bake, I know how to fry, I know how to boil, I know how to microwave, but WHATTHEHELL are you telling me to do here?

Signed,
Uncultured bastard.
 

spidey07

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It means Saute.

You know. As in Saute.

hehehe

But Saute is rapid cooking over medium-high heat with frequent stirring.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: MX2times
You dont know what 'saute' means? You shouldnt be in the kitchen.

Do I look like a woman to you!?!? I'm a man - I can fix steak, ramen, mac and cheese, sausage, and some badass spaghetti. But this fancy rice-a-roni crap... Hell.

I'd tell my mother to do it but hospital beds aren't ideal for cooking. :p
 

eakers

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MX2times
You dont know what 'saute' means? You shouldnt be in the kitchen.

Do I look like a woman to you!?!? I'm a man - I can fix steak, ramen, mac and cheese, sausage, and some badass spaghetti. But this fancy rice-a-roni crap... Hell.

I'd tell my mother to do it but hospital beds aren't ideal for cooking. :p

real men cook

... and saute
 

zoiks

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MX2times
You dont know what 'saute' means? You shouldnt be in the kitchen.

Do I look like a woman to you!?!? I'm a man - I can fix steak, ramen, mac and cheese, sausage, and some badass spaghetti. But this fancy rice-a-roni crap... Hell.

I'd tell my mother to do it but hospital beds aren't ideal for cooking. :p

You do look like a woman.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: eakers
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MX2times
You dont know what 'saute' means? You shouldnt be in the kitchen.

Do I look like a woman to you!?!? I'm a man - I can fix steak, ramen, mac and cheese, sausage, and some badass spaghetti. But this fancy rice-a-roni crap... Hell.

I'd tell my mother to do it but hospital beds aren't ideal for cooking. :p

real men cook

... and saute

Your kind of real man must shave his legs and pop his collar :laugh:
 

IronWing

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The bigger question here is "Why does the word 'saute' appear on a package of Rice-a-Roni"? That is like the word 'gracefully' appearing on a sawzall.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: ironwing
The bigger question here is "Why does the word 'saute' appear on a package of Rice-a-Roni"? That is like the word 'gracefully' appearing on a sawzall.

Are you saying a sawzall can't be used gracefully? Sawzall n00b.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: ironwing
The bigger question here is "Why does the word 'saute' appear on a package of Rice-a-Roni"? That is like the word 'gracefully' appearing on a sawzall.

Are you saying a sawzall can't be used gracefully? Sawzall n00b.

Milwaukee calls it "the hatchet" and says it's "aggressive" and "good for abusive environments" but not word about "graceful".
 

MrChad

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: eakers
real men cook

... and saute

Your kind of real man must shave his legs and pop his collar :laugh:

EyeMWing's kind of real man can't cook a box of rice for himself without mommy's help. :p
 

garkon

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Originally posted by: spidey07
It means Saute.

You know. As in Saute.

hehehe

But Saute is rapid cooking over medium-high heat with frequent stirring.

yeah.
 

shilala

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Rice-a-roni is awesome.
Saute means toss some butter in the frying pan and dump the rice in.
The goal is to brown some of the rice without burning it. The more you brown it the better it is.
When you can't take any more, dump the water in. That's where you've gone from "saute to simmer" as in the commercials.
Congratulations on learning how to cook rice-a-roni. You can now cook better than 75% of the women I've ever known. ;)

...and get rid of the bytch avatar.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: MrChad
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: eakers
real men cook

... and saute

Your kind of real man must shave his legs and pop his collar :laugh:

EyeMWing's kind of real man can't cook a box of rice for himself without mommy's help. :p

Precisely.

Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: ironwing
The bigger question here is "Why does the word 'saute' appear on a package of Rice-a-Roni"? That is like the word 'gracefully' appearing on a sawzall.

Are you saying a sawzall can't be used gracefully? Sawzall n00b.

Milwaukee calls it "the hatchet" and says it's "aggressive" and "good for abusive environments" but not word about "graceful".

It's not about what the manufacturer says, it's about how it's used. General Dynamics doesn't call the F-16 graceful (they don't call it much at all, really) - but that doesn't mean it isn't.
 
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Ok, here's the REAL question....why is cooking Rice-A-Roni in thr microwave like 2 minutes faster than on the stovetop??
 

AreaCode707

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Originally posted by: shilala
Rice-a-roni is awesome.
Saute means toss some butter in the frying pan and dump the rice in.
The goal is to brown some of the rice without burning it. The more you brown it the better it is.
When you can't take any more, dump the water in. That's where you've gone from "saute to simmer" as in the commercials.
Congratulations on learning how to cook rice-a-roni. You can now cook better than 75% of the women I've ever known. ;)

...and get rid of the bytch avatar.


Yep yep. Butter + rice + spatula = saute.