Dear public restroom users:

[astrosfan90]

Originally posted by: overturfa

Originally posted by: astrosfan90

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? Hovering?

We've been through this in previous threads. It's apparently possible.

I witnessed it first hand when I was the janitor in a bar. At least there was a high likelyhood of the perpetrator being drunk. Whether they did it to be funny or were really just that shnockered I'll never know.
Did you have someone who quit/got fired recently?

Ugh. That reminds me of when I worked at a McDonalds in high school and had to mop the bathroom. I found something far worse than any fecal matter in the mens room and refused to do it. The manager wound up having to clean it because none of the employees would do it.

There are some real sickos out there.

I had a similar experience working at McD's when I was a kid. We had this big thing called the Street Machine Nationals at the fairgroud every year and all of a sudden the town grew from about 10,000 to 100,000 drunk hot-rodders and rednecks over night. So I was closing up one night and someone left the Hershey squirts in the Women's bathroom sink.

I also refused to clean it up.:laugh:

Good lord. Well mine had nothing to do with fecal matter. Think perverts. Not sure which is worse.

 

[overturfa]

Originally posted by: astrosfan90

Originally posted by: overturfa

Originally posted by: astrosfan90

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? Hovering?

We've been through this in previous threads. It's apparently possible.

I witnessed it first hand when I was the janitor in a bar. At least there was a high likelyhood of the perpetrator being drunk. Whether they did it to be funny or were really just that shnockered I'll never know.
Did you have someone who quit/got fired recently?

Ugh. That reminds me of when I worked at a McDonalds in high school and had to mop the bathroom. I found something far worse than any fecal matter in the mens room and refused to do it. The manager wound up having to clean it because none of the employees would do it.

There are some real sickos out there.

I had a similar experience working at McD's when I was a kid. We had this big thing called the Street Machine Nationals at the fairgroud every year and all of a sudden the town grew from about 10,000 to 100,000 drunk hot-rodders and rednecks over night. So I was closing up one night and someone left the Hershey squirts in the Women's bathroom sink.

I also refused to clean it up.:laugh:

Good lord. Well mine had nothing to do with fecal matter. Think perverts. Not sure which is worse.

EEeewwww.

 

[brian_riendeau]

What gets me is I do not see why anyone making $8 in a retail store or restaurant would clean up somoene else's crap. That is NOT part of the job description.

 

[Monkey muppet]

Originally posted by: cirrhosis
Wow!

I have to try this sometime.

Fibre affects Buoyancy

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO

Originally posted by: leftyman
why are you looking?

classic upper-decker FTW

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: brian_riendeau
What gets me is I do not see why anyone making $8 in a retail store or restaurant would clean up somoene else's crap. That is NOT part of the job description.

A friend of mine working at blockbuster closed the store and called in a cleaning crew when someone managed to leave #2 up and down all the aisles.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: brian_riendeau
What gets me is I do not see why anyone making $8 in a retail store or restaurant would clean up somoene else's crap. That is NOT part of the job description.

A friend of mine working at blockbuster closed the store and called in a cleaning crew when someone managed to leave #2 up and down all the aisles.

Did he just not notice the person dropping piles of terd all over the place? How does this happen?

 

[Baked]

God damn you OP, I just spit a mouth full of burrito on my monitor.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:laugh: air vent

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Dimicron
A long time ago at a grocery store I used to work at, I went in to use the stall and saw a sight that will torment me for the rest of my days. A very, very large, solid turd was sticking straight out of the bowl like a tower surrounded by a moat. It was well above the rim. At the time I'd have guessed it was about a foot above the rim, but not having a ruler handy probably only about 6-12 inches out of the water.

As I was walking out, one of the guys who has to clean the bathrooms came in. He saw that and went to go tell the manager. The cleaning people took polaroids.

Nastiest thing I will ever see. (Although I have not seen a man eat his own head. )

:beer:

omfg pics?

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Eeezee

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: brian_riendeau
What gets me is I do not see why anyone making $8 in a retail store or restaurant would clean up somoene else's crap. That is NOT part of the job description.

A friend of mine working at blockbuster closed the store and called in a cleaning crew when someone managed to leave #2 up and down all the aisles.

Did he just not notice the person dropping piles of terd all over the place? How does this happen?

probably sht his pants then it leaked out of his pants as he walked

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? Hovering?

We've been through this in previous threads. It's apparently possible.

I witnessed it first hand when I was the janitor in a bar. At least there was a high likelyhood of the perpetrator being drunk. Whether they did it to be funny or were really just that shnockered I'll never know.
Did you have someone who quit/got fired recently?

This is a university lobby restroom in a non-classroom building. So heh. Could've been anybody.

 

[daveymark]

This reminds me of the time someone smeared fecal matter on the underside of the toilet flusher, the underside of the doorknob, and the underside of the soap dispenser. Quite well concealed, but not fun for the guy who found out. Just imagine, he gets the poo on his hands when he flushes, goes to wash his hands, then gets it on his hands when he goes to the soap, and then one last time when he leaves. Of course, the guy it happened to decided to yell at me, thinking I worked at that restaurant. He thought I was the manager or something, and he was showing me his hands. nasty.

 

[brian_riendeau]

Did he just not notice the person dropping piles of terd all over the place? How does this happen?

When I was a kid bagging groceries, tt was brought to our attention that there was sh1t spread throughout the store in small deposits. It was an old fat lady who was dropping rhea down her pant leg through half the store without noticing. Someone had to follow the trail, stop the oldie, then page people she was with to get her out of the store.

Many times at my stay in retail through high school I was called on to clean up sh1t in bathrooms or puke in the store. I said no every single time, but they would always manage to get one sucker to go clean fecal matter for 20 minutes thinking they would get ahead or something.

 

[Zolty]

pics?

 

[Leros]

My friend, who works at one of the public swimming pools, was telling me about the time he was mopping the women's changing room/bathroom. He said there was a nice line of menstrual fluid going a good 10 ft across the floor. Yuck.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? Hovering?

yea really?

 

[Cheezeit]

bwahahaha

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: captains
lol

hahahhahahhahhhhahahhhhahha

roflmao

 

[Kalmah]

I can poop in a toilet with moderate accuracy

 

[shilala]

I pooped.

 

[Jeff7181]

Nobody has linked to RateMyPoo.com yet??????

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: Chompman
:laugh:

Thanks man, I needed that laugh.