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Dear public restroom users:

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EyeMWing

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Please do not play hide-the-turd. When you take a #2, make sure it goes into the toilet.

The bathroom in here smells like sh!t, and has for like, a week, because someone took a poo, it hit the floor, and they HID IT. My best guess is that it's in the god damn air vent or something. Eck. Ghjfkhgfjhj. Nasty. DIAF.
 
When I was in high school someone wrote sh!t on the wall with, well, sh!t. I hear lots of primates have fun with their poo. Perhaps I went to school with the missing link?
 
lol. at the summer camp I work at, one of the counsellors once saw a human turd floating by the raft in the water, hitting up against the raft. some kid took a dump in the water
 
Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy
When I was in high school someone wrote sh!t on the wall with, well, sh!t. I hear lots of primates have fun with their poo. Perhaps I went to school with the missing link?
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LOL!
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? 😕 Hovering?
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We've been through this in previous threads. It's apparently possible.
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I witnessed it first hand when I was the janitor in a bar. At least there was a high likelyhood of the perpetrator being drunk. Whether they did it to be funny or were really just that shnockered I'll never know.
Did you have someone who quit/got fired recently?
 
Are there those standard chipwood ceiling tiles in the bathroom?

I'd stand on the commode to lift the tiles and take a peek.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? 😕 Hovering?
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We've been through this in previous threads. It's apparently possible.
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I witnessed it first hand when I was the janitor in a bar. At least there was a high likelyhood of the perpetrator being drunk. Whether they did it to be funny or were really just that shnockered I'll never know.
Did you have someone who quit/got fired recently?
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Ugh. That reminds me of when I worked at a McDonalds in high school and had to mop the bathroom. I found something far worse than any fecal matter in the mens room and refused to do it. The manager wound up having to clean it because none of the employees would do it.

There are some real sickos out there.
 
Here's something that happened at a restraunt I worked at:
Someone took a brownie, we had some very large ones so it only took one. Formed it into the shape of a turd, got it a little wet, and then left it beside the toilet in the employee break room.
 
People take dumps all over the place. Ask anyone who needs to clean the bathroom in a public place, people dump all over the bathroom, on a regular basis. Freaking disgusting.

There must be some hidden segment of society responsible for doing this.
 
Originally posted by: cirrhosis
Are there those standard chipwood ceiling tiles in the bathroom?

I'd stand on the commode to lift the tiles and take a peek.
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man who stand on toliet high on pot
 
A long time ago at a grocery store I used to work at, I went in to use the stall and saw a sight that will torment me for the rest of my days. A very, very large, solid turd was sticking straight out of the bowl like a tower surrounded by a moat. It was well above the rim. At the time I'd have guessed it was about a foot above the rim, but not having a ruler handy probably only about 6-12 inches out of the water.

As I was walking out, one of the guys who has to clean the bathrooms came in. He saw that and went to go tell the manager. The cleaning people took polaroids.

Nastiest thing I will ever see. (Although I have not seen a man eat his own head. 🙂 )

:beer:

 
Originally posted by: astrosfan90
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: mcvickj
How do you miss the toilet when going #2? 😕 Hovering?
Click to expand...

We've been through this in previous threads. It's apparently possible.
Click to expand...

I witnessed it first hand when I was the janitor in a bar. At least there was a high likelyhood of the perpetrator being drunk. Whether they did it to be funny or were really just that shnockered I'll never know.
Did you have someone who quit/got fired recently?
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Ugh. That reminds me of when I worked at a McDonalds in high school and had to mop the bathroom. I found something far worse than any fecal matter in the mens room and refused to do it. The manager wound up having to clean it because none of the employees would do it.

There are some real sickos out there.
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I had a similar experience working at McD's when I was a kid. We had this big thing called the Street Machine Nationals at the fairgroud every year and all of a sudden the town grew from about 10,000 to 100,000 drunk hot-rodders and rednecks over night. So I was closing up one night and someone left the Hershey squirts in the Women's bathroom sink.

I also refused to clean it up.:laugh:
 
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