Dear programmers:

[EyeMWing]

It is VERY inappropriate to sneak up on two system administrators huddling over an administrative console trying to figure out why a server isn't doing what it's supposed to anymore. It's especially inappropriate to suddenly announce to the two "I got some action last night"

I mean, really. We're happy for you. But we didn't need to know. This may be a big thing for your fledgling social life and of utmost importance to your perl-writing buddies, but we really, really did not need to know. We did not WANT to know. And by interrupting us to tell us this, we completely forgot what the hell we were trying to do to fix that goddamned DNS problem.

 

[remagavon]

Psst: I think they're probably not on here.

 

[Descartes]

You're in IT and you're not used to interruption? It's part of the game.

 

[tfinch2]

Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

 

[Evadman]

Private Sub EvadGotLaid()
Dim email As New SMTPEmail
Dim mailman As New Mailbox
Dim i
mailman.SmtpHost = "smtp.earthlink.net"
mailman.SmtpUsername = "Evadman"
mailman.SmtpPassword = "IKnowWhatIamdoing"


email.Subject = "I got laid!"
email.Body = "this is a brodcast of the Evad got laid club. Just so you know, evad got laid!"
email.FromAddress = "Evadman@NeedsToGetLaid.com"
email.FromName = "Happy evad"
Email.Sendto = "EyeMWing"
email.AddFileAttachment "Proof.jpg"

Neverending = -1

Do Until i < Neverending
Call mailman.SendEmail(email)
i = i + 1
Loop
End Sub

<edit>
syntax error.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

are you really this big of an asshole in real life?

 

[AmigaMan]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

ROFL! If only that were true...

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

Nothing broke. It was actually a typo in one of my VBscripts that caused it to log an error about a failed zone transfer whether or not the transfer actually failed (actually, whether or not it had even ATTEMPTED a zone transfer - it just logged an error every half second or so, promptly filling my inbox and the log server)

The typo had been inserted by way of an erroneous dropped pen when I answered the phone while making the changes to the script to run it on this server (basically change "\\SERVER" to "\\BASIC2")

 

[Evadman]

Select * from Users where Clue > 0

(0) rows returned.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

Nothing broke. It was actually a typo in one of my VBscripts that caused it to log an error about a failed zone transfer whether or not the transfer actually failed (actually, whether or not it had even ATTEMPTED a zone transfer - it just logged an error every half second or so, promptly filling my inbox and the log server)

The typo had been inserted by way of an erroneous dropped pen when I answered the phone while making the changes to the script to run it on this server (basically change "\\SERVER" to "\\BASIC2")

You tell me like I care about your error. I bet that programmer could have written a better script with no errors while getting some action.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

Nothing broke. It was actually a typo in one of my VBscripts that caused it to log an error about a failed zone transfer whether or not the transfer actually failed (actually, whether or not it had even ATTEMPTED a zone transfer - it just logged an error every half second or so, promptly filling my inbox and the log server)

The typo had been inserted by way of an erroneous dropped pen when I answered the phone while making the changes to the script to run it on this server (basically change "\\SERVER" to "\\BASIC2")

You tell me like I care about your error. I bet that programmer could have written a better script with no errors while getting some action.

I sealed an image in the middle of having sex once.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I sealed an image in the middle of having sex once.

I have never had sex while programing. However, I have thought about programming while having sex 🙁

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I sealed an image in the middle of having sex once.

I have never had sex while programing. However, I have thought about programming while having sex 🙁

You too? I thought I was the only poor sap. 🙁

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I sealed an image in the middle of having sex once.

I have never had sex while programing. However, I have thought about programming while having sex 🙁

:laugh:

Makes you wonder what the women think about...

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I sealed an image in the middle of having sex once.

I have never had sex while programing. However, I have thought about programming while having sex 🙁

I thought about sex while programming. 🙁🙁

 

[SampSon]

So you work in IT, good for you.
Now fix the network so REAL work can get done, monkey.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: SampSon
So you work in IT, good for you.
Now fix the network so REAL work can get done, monkey.

You better be nice or I will replace you with a very small shell script.

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I sealed an image in the middle of having sex once.

I have never had sex while programing. However, I have thought about programming while having sex 🙁

:laugh:

Makes you wonder what the women think about...

The sale the Gap is having the next day ?

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: SampSon
So you work in IT, good for you.
Now fix the network so REAL work can get done, monkey.

You better be nice or I will replace you with a very small shell script.

Get back to your dungeon and work or I'll outsource your job to a very small indian man.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

Nothing broke. It was actually a typo in one of my VBscripts that caused it to log an error about a failed zone transfer whether or not the transfer actually failed (actually, whether or not it had even ATTEMPTED a zone transfer - it just logged an error every half second or so, promptly filling my inbox and the log server)

The typo had been inserted by way of an erroneous dropped pen when I answered the phone while making the changes to the script to run it on this server (basically change "\\SERVER" to "\\BASIC2")

You tell me like I care about your error. I bet that programmer could have written a better script with no errors while getting some action.

Tell me - do you KNOW any programmers?

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

Nothing broke. It was actually a typo in one of my VBscripts that caused it to log an error about a failed zone transfer whether or not the transfer actually failed (actually, whether or not it had even ATTEMPTED a zone transfer - it just logged an error every half second or so, promptly filling my inbox and the log server)

The typo had been inserted by way of an erroneous dropped pen when I answered the phone while making the changes to the script to run it on this server (basically change "\\SERVER" to "\\BASIC2")

That has got to be a one in a quadrillion-billion-gooleplex of a chance. On par with a monkey typing out the entire Webster dictionary.

You should save that pen.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Select * from Users where Clue > 0

(0) rows returned.

LOL.

 

[sygyzy]

I like how you are sys admin making fun of the programmers and calling them nerds/losers.

 

[DAGTA]

YAEMWT

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: binister

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Dear IT:

If you did your job right, sh!t wouldn't break. I'm out my way out of the office to get some poon. Have fun stroking it to DNS tables.

Nothing broke. It was actually a typo in one of my VBscripts that caused it to log an error about a failed zone transfer whether or not the transfer actually failed (actually, whether or not it had even ATTEMPTED a zone transfer - it just logged an error every half second or so, promptly filling my inbox and the log server)

The typo had been inserted by way of an erroneous dropped pen when I answered the phone while making the changes to the script to run it on this server (basically change "\\SERVER" to "\\BASIC2")

That has got to be a one in a quadrillion-billion-gooleplex of a chance. On par with a monkey typing out the entire Webster dictionary.

You should save that pen.

Changing a 1 to a -1 isn't very difficult.