Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And while I'm writing letters to tards who can't drive....
Dear Stoner in the Scion tC covered in "Kill Bush" bumper stickers and a parking pass for the rival school:
Yes, I see you. Yes, I see you brake-checking me on the empty highway in the middle of the night. Yes, I see turning on your dome light and your dumb-ass girlfriend looking out the back window at me while she takes a bong hit. Yes, I see you swerving into the right lane as I try to pass on the right. Yes, I see that you've now slowed to 45mph in a 65mph zone and still won't let me by you on either side. Yes, you're pissing me off.
Yes, I'm insane enough to roll down my windows, put in my Top Gun sound track, put on "Mighty Wings", swerve to the far right, wait for you to move over to block me, and then swing around you on the left shoulder on this crazy-ass downhill. And yes, I relished in watching you fade to a tiny speck of light in my mirror.
Please don't make me do this again,
My Focus needs a V8