HomeBrewerDude
Lifer
Look, I know you think the loosened 70's necktie imparts an air of nostalgic carefreeness to your demeanor, especially when combined with an untucked oxford shirt. Its obvious that you are a "people person" and that you like to be noticed (and eventually highly thought of) by complete strangers. And the fact that you top it all off with these great big porkchops that dwarf your otherwise non-descript face and is great.
But really, someone needs to let you know that you are a motherfvcking dumbass. Your attire reveals more about your emotional insecurities and cognitive deficits than it 'gets your vibrant personality out there'. Furthermore, your inability to move quitely and inconspiciously through an otherwise professional and productive work is the most irritating bullsh!t I have seen since the 7th grade when the honor's society put on a play. I would consider making eye contact with you if any part of your oppressive flamboyance was less so, but seriously, why take the risk that you will latch on like a tick carrying lime's disease. Please remove yourself from main stream society immediately by any means available.
But really, someone needs to let you know that you are a motherfvcking dumbass. Your attire reveals more about your emotional insecurities and cognitive deficits than it 'gets your vibrant personality out there'. Furthermore, your inability to move quitely and inconspiciously through an otherwise professional and productive work is the most irritating bullsh!t I have seen since the 7th grade when the honor's society put on a play. I would consider making eye contact with you if any part of your oppressive flamboyance was less so, but seriously, why take the risk that you will latch on like a tick carrying lime's disease. Please remove yourself from main stream society immediately by any means available.
