Dear Diary

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
56,336
11
0
Giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy

Alllllllright.
 

Shawn

Lifer
Apr 20, 2003
32,236
53
91
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.