• We should now be fully online following an overnight outage. Apologies for any inconvenience, we do not expect there to be any further issues.

Dear Diary

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
56,336
11
0
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Alllllllright.
 

Shawn

Lifer
Apr 20, 2003
32,236
53
91
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.