- Jan 16, 2001
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I just received an email; I got approved for the full amount!
This is super news, folks. I will pay off 75% of my debt with this money. *cries at the amount I've charged up over the years*
Folks are telling me NOT TO CLOSE the accounts. I'm no credit pro; duh, I wouldn't be in this mess. But I want to tell them to shove their pretty plastic cards so far into their collective rectum that the cards tickle their tonsils. :evil:
Thanks for your good wishes; Karma carries, even over the internet.
:beer: <--a toast to the well-wishers
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Dear Credit Union,
You and I have shared a 6-year, intimate relationship filled with wonderful things. You gave me loans to buy a truck and pay things off. I gave you good business and paid everything off early and never missed a payment.
Now, we come to a crossroads in our relationship; a time of truth-telling. I want to finally pay off all my credit cards and close them ALL except one. I need your help to do this. I'm requesting a loan of $xxK so I can pay them all of now, and pay you back at your more than fair interest rate.
Sure; I could pay them off by myself, but that would take years and cost me a LOT more than the loan from you.
So, please help preserve our already wonderful relationship by approving my loan. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.
In God We Trust, Everyone Else Pays Cash,
MichaelD
CLIFF NOTES
Applied for a personal loan yesterday. Still waiting to hear yes/no.
I just received an email; I got approved for the full amount!
Folks are telling me NOT TO CLOSE the accounts. I'm no credit pro; duh, I wouldn't be in this mess. But I want to tell them to shove their pretty plastic cards so far into their collective rectum that the cards tickle their tonsils. :evil:
Thanks for your good wishes; Karma carries, even over the internet.
:beer: <--a toast to the well-wishers
__________________________________________________________________________
Dear Credit Union,
You and I have shared a 6-year, intimate relationship filled with wonderful things. You gave me loans to buy a truck and pay things off. I gave you good business and paid everything off early and never missed a payment.
Now, we come to a crossroads in our relationship; a time of truth-telling. I want to finally pay off all my credit cards and close them ALL except one. I need your help to do this. I'm requesting a loan of $xxK so I can pay them all of now, and pay you back at your more than fair interest rate.
Sure; I could pay them off by myself, but that would take years and cost me a LOT more than the loan from you.
So, please help preserve our already wonderful relationship by approving my loan. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.
In God We Trust, Everyone Else Pays Cash,
MichaelD
CLIFF NOTES
Applied for a personal loan yesterday. Still waiting to hear yes/no.