dear ATOT, i think im a goner :(

[brianmanahan]

cleveland has the ebola now

and some dude sneezed on me when i was riding the train

if i havent posted in a week, please post a pome in my honor

 

[slayer202]

hi

bye

 

[CraKaJaX]

care I do not.

 

[dr150]

Please call your broker ASAP and put me as Primary beneficiary.

Don't forget to send me a postcard (with temp readings) from Hell. ()

 

[Krazy4Real]

can i have your stuff?

 

[Mai72]

I was just thinking about my time in Thailand. I saw a lot of African people there. I remember this one fella last week. Sneezing and he gave me the dirty eye.

Ebola?

 

[surfsatwerk]

She was a broad and burly man, her name was Brian Manahan.
Five foot three, built like a tree, she sat to poop and stood to pee.

And he died in two thousand fourteen, of a nasty case of Ebola-ee?


Sorry I got nothing.

 

[Mai72]

cleveland has the ebola now

and some dude sneezed on me when i was riding the train

if i havent posted in a week, please post a pome in my honor

We will always remember you.

 

[Ns1]

I only read your posts when they are in pome format.

 

[highland145]

It's lupus.

 

[cabri]

You have 3 weeks minimum. Enjoy yourself in that time frame

 

[spaceman]

youll be fine

 

[Scarpozzi]

I don't really think I'll really miss Dallas or Cleveland...

 

[BudAshes]

youll be fine

Now you know you are fucked.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Can you imagine how Alpha you will be if you get Ebola AND survive?

That gives you street cred like no other.

 

[highland145]

Now you know you are fucked.

 

[Puppies04]

can i have your stuff?

Came to post this. I'll take whatever he doesn't want.

 

[Puppies04]

cleveland has the ebola now

and some dude sneezed on me when i was riding the train

if i havent posted in a week, please post a pome in my honor

We need a pome expressing your newly found sense of mortality.

Edit.


Here is your death pome a few days early....


There was a man who wrote posts like these,
who thought he had a deadly disease.
He was covered in spots,
and itching a lot,
but it turned out just to be fleas.

 

[Exterous]

The good news is that we know its contained as no one in their right mind travels to Cleveland and the rest of the US already has a quarantine in place to keep people in Cleveland from getting out

 

[GagHalfrunt]

if i havent posted in a week, please post a pome in my honor

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brianmanahan caught ebola
And dissolved into goo

 

[highland145]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brianmanahan caught ebola
And dissolved into goo

:awe:

 

[z1ggy]

Ebola will end up with Obama is supreme leader. Mark my words...

 

[T9D]

and some dude sneezed on me when i was riding the train

Is that some kind of perverted euphemism?

You might have the AIDS now too.

 

[Markbnj]

Initiate containment procedures.

 

[MiniDoom]

Oh well. I never cared for Cleveland anyways...