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Dear America, Canada is truely sorry...

Sealy

Sealy

Platinum Member
Americans,

1.. On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United
States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I
am truly sorry.

2.. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

3.. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of
America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him or anything.

4.. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you
doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your
own.

5.. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would
be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

6.. I'm sorry we burnt down your White-House during the war of 1812. I notice you've
rebuilt it! It's very nice.

7.. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we
feel your pain.

8.. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a
crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realise it took more
than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different.
Everyone knew he had weapons.

9.. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologising for things in a passive-aggressive sort of way, which is really a thinly
veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what
you do to countries you get upset with.

I'm Canadian. And I'm sorry. 🙂
 
America is sorry that Canada is a third rate country with a large population of French wussies.
 
Tehee!

BTW I take issue with you. We have some good microbrews in New England. Of course you could claim that was because we are so close to Canada 😛
 
Originally posted by: Sealy

8.. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a
crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realise it took more
than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different.
Everyone knew he had weapons.
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hehehe, ya, but the french kept telling us we shouldn't be involved. that they would kick others out of the EU for supporting us.

Oh wrong war, oops. 🙂

 
I can't find any factual errors in your post, but it wasn't very nice of you to make it. So i'll just demean your military instead.


Your military is weak.
 
Originally posted by: Sealy

I'm Canadian. And I'm sorry. 🙂
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of course you are sorry! you worship the queens of 2 countries! (france and england)

your country's national animal is cheese.

you think kokannee is a good beer.

you have one tank.





 
I'm sorry that everyone in my country continues to squabble with you over which country has the bigger wang. We were on the same side the last time that I checked.
 
i knew this canadian kid back in college, that thought that Canada was bigger than all of SOUTH AMERICA.

he had never looked at a globe only at the flat maps. 🙂
 
The White House Historical Association maintains that it was the BRITISH who burned the White House, not the Canadians.

1814 - Burning of the White House and Capitol by the British on August 24th in the War of 1812.
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Link
 
America is sorry that Canada is a third rate country with a large population of French wussies.
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Des ressembler à quelqu'un ont été offensés Vous allant être copain BIEN?
Here have a cookie. 😛


wasn't that invented in Canada?
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Not in Canada, but by a Canadian.

edit: made it french! haha
 
Originally posted by: Yield
Originally posted by: spankyOO7
it's ok about the hockey. we're gonna tear u a new one in basketball.
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too bad Basketball sucks... 😀
wasn't that invented in Canada?
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i dunno where it was invented, but i am pretty sure canada sucks at it tho.

 
hehe, good one sealy 😀

and canada doesn't have a large population of french wussies.. that's just here in quebec! :|
(trois-rivieres = freaking ricer capital of the world!)
 
No need to be sorry. I'm a proud American and I think U.S. bashing is a great thing. I really enjoy seeing people buy American flags and then burn them, it's good for the local economy.

I like to bash Canuckistan from time to time, but it's all in fun. I believe that most of you Canucks criticizing us is in good clean fun, too. There are a few who are serious and they have the right. It bothers me not because I know that we are imperfect and make many mistakes.
 
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