Dean declares himself a "Metrosexual"...

[KenGr]

Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY

Originally posted by: sandorski
I've seen people use the term and I haven't a clue what it means. Anyone have a definition?

From the article - "Dean declared himself a "metrosexual," the buzz phrase for straight men in touch with their feminine sides"

CkG

I'm starting to wonder which pocket his hand is in. I've got to stop thinking about this stuff.
:disgust:

 

[Jadow]

yeah, that's who we want leading the war on terror!

 

[CaptnKirk]

1) monosexual - sex causes mononeucleosus
2) bisexual - will buy anything that looks sexual
3) trisexual - will try sex with anything
4) quatrosexual - will have sex with anything for a quarter
5) pentasexual - the apex of military power
6) hobosexual - a bum lay
7) metrosexual - wild impulses concerning busses and trains

 

[XMan]

Most everybody thinks their parents are lame, can you imagine what it would be like if your father was a politician and kept putting his foot in his mouth like that? Not necessarily Dean, just in general.

"Bwahahahaha, your dad's a metrosexual!"

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
...but then waffles and says he doesn't even know what it means

Can someone please send Dean a note with their definition of "metrosexual" on it?
CkG

Better yet, send him the newest South Park episode (708)

Cartman: I'm half bisexual!