Deadly snake bites man in his snake

Jeff7

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Australia: Home to some of the most venomous things on the planet. Yes, the continent wants you dead.


 

lupi

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what's more uncomfortable, being bite or having that many people playing with it afterwords during treatment.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: lupi
what's more uncomfortable, being bite or having that many people playing with it afterwords during treatment.
Depends who's sucking out the venom.


And of course, "Ok, I think I got the venom out."
"That wasn't venom."



 

Paratus

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Paratus

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New from the makers of Enzyte comes Rattler! The all natural way to make your snake swell!

(Warning may cause death!)
 

Aharami

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

first thing that popped in my head.
which led me to thinking about samuel L jackson

great now im thinking of mr. jackson's penis
aahhhhhhh
get out get out!!
 

bobross419

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Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

first thing that popped in my head.
which led me to thinking about samuel L jackson

great now im thinking of mr. jackson's penis
aahhhhhhh

I lol'd
 

Jeeebus

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snake needs to take his services to the Minneapolis airport mens' room.
 

Beanie46

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Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

Actually, made me think of an old joke, which had a punch line of "What'd the doctor say?"
"The doctor said: You're gonna die."
 

Golgatha

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Jul 18, 2003
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: lupi
what's more uncomfortable, being bite or having that many people playing with it afterwords during treatment.
Depends who's sucking out the venom.


And of course, "Ok, I think I got the venom out."
"That wasn't venom."

Who's sucking the venom out will depend on how good his insurance is.