Deadly snake bites man in his snake

[tyler811]

Linky

A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.

 

[coxmaster]

Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

 

[Epic Fail]

Should have brought a rabbit with him into the john.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
Should have brought a guard rabbit with him into the john.

fixed

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

No I thought of Jackass 2.

 

[coxmaster]

Also thought of that.. but im actually watching it right now on Comedy Central

 

[Jeff7]

Australia: Home to some of the most venomous things on the planet. Yes, the continent wants you dead.

 

[lupi]

what's more uncomfortable, being bite or having that many people playing with it afterwords during treatment.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: lupi
what's more uncomfortable, being bite or having that many people playing with it afterwords during treatment.

Depends who's sucking out the venom.


And of course, "Ok, I think I got the venom out."
"That wasn't venom."

 

[Paratus]

New from the makers of Enzyte comes Rattler! The all natural way to make your snake swell!

(Warning may cause death!)

 

[Paratus]

New from the makers of Enzyte comes Rattler! The all natural way to make your snake swell!

(Warning may cause death!)

 

[bobross419]

I just discovered a new phobia

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

first thing that popped in my head.
which led me to thinking about samuel L jackson

great now im thinking of mr. jackson's penis
aahhhhhhh
get out get out!!

 

[SunnyD]

The snake was thinking "Hey baby!"

 

[bobross419]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

first thing that popped in my head.
which led me to thinking about samuel L jackson

great now im thinking of mr. jackson's penis
aahhhhhhh

I lol'd

 

[Jeeebus]

snake needs to take his services to the Minneapolis airport mens' room.

 

[Gothgar]

I wonder if he was a little tip-sy

 

[CrankyMcStank]

Crouching Brown Snake, Bitten Penis

 

[Beanie46]

Originally posted by: coxmaster
Did anybody else think of the scene from snakes on a plane when reading this?

Actually, made me think of an old joke, which had a punch line of "What'd the doctor say?"
"The doctor said: You're gonna die."

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: lupi
what's more uncomfortable, being bite or having that many people playing with it afterwords during treatment.

Depends who's sucking out the venom.


And of course, "Ok, I think I got the venom out."
"That wasn't venom."

Who's sucking the venom out will depend on how good his insurance is.