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Dead man's shirts

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paulney

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So, this lady I work with has been working on the side as a personal assistant to some insanely rich dude (yes, the lady is a milf). Over the years (20?) she became a family friend as well, or something like that.

That guy recently passed away. As a thank you for the years of service the lady received his practically new Mercedes, and, apparently, a bunch of other stuff as well. She brought a huge box of shirts to work and asked me if I would like to try them out, since apparently we were very close in build.

At first I felt a little weird, but didn't want to upset her, so took the whole box home. Opened it up, and whoa! The shirts are all either brand new or worn may be once, all designer brand, from Italy and a local designer here, retailing anywhere from $165 to $220.

So, no more qualms! And pretty much every single one of them fit. The guy had a great taste, too.

The next time anyone asks me where I got this nice shirt, I'd be like: pried it away from the cold hands of some dude's body!


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Think about it: when you get shirts at Goodwill, how do you know the owner is still alive?

But of course, since every ATOTer wears $200 jeans...
 
Nice score. Everybody dies. The only difference between a dead guy, and a live guy is a little animation. I wouldn't have a bit of problem wearing the clothes, new or not.
 
unless he died in the clothes or was wearing them for a few weeks after he died and no one knew he died, i don't see the big deal.
 
paulney said:
So, this lady I work with has been working on the side as a personal assistant to some insanely rich dude (yes, the lady is a milf). Over the years (20?) she became a family friend as well, or something like that.

That guy recently passed away. As a thank you for the years of service the lady received his practically new Mercedes, and, apparently, a bunch of other stuff as well. She brought a huge box of shirts to work and asked me if I would like to try them out, since apparently we were very close in build.

At first I felt a little weird, but didn't want to upset her, so took the whole box home. Opened it up, and whoa! The shirts are all either brand new or worn may be once, all designer brand, from Italy and a local designer here, retailing anywhere from $165 to $220.

So, no more qualms! And pretty much every single one of them fit. The guy had a great taste, too.

The next time anyone asks me where I got this nice shirt, I'd be like: pried it away from the cold hands of some dude's body!


/blogs.anandtech.com
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Sweet, sounds like you hit the jackpot.


paulney said:
Think about it: when you get shirts at Goodwill, how do you know the owner is still alive?

But of course, since every ATOTer wears $200 jeans...
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Agreed

JPS35 said:
Pics of MILF to be sure...
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This.
 
No problems here :thumbsup: I'm glad you took them it's not like he died in them.
Rich people have closets full of stuff they never wore.
Now I want pics of the milf
 
Sounds like the guy wore them once or not at all. I usually have issues wearing used clothes, but even this situation seems fine to me.
 
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