David Hasselhoff's Amazon reviews...

[jumpr]

The guy sucks - as a singer; as an actor; at life.

But Hasselhoff is responsible for one of the funniest Internet jokes of all time: his Amazon reviews. Just read through a few of them and you'll see what I mean:

Knight Rider. Baywatch. Baywatch the Movie. Baywatch Nights. David Hasselhoff has done it all. Name any artistic endeavor of past 50 years that ranks as a masterpiece, and chances are that David Hasselhoff was behind it. A widely unrecognized genius outside of Germany, Hasselhoff galvanized the way we look at talking cars and lifeguard-related drama. For those of you who scoff at this great man's achievement, I guarantee that one listen to this powerful CD will have you Hassel-Haters singing a different tune.

Let me just say that this CD changed my life. I was busy looting the sewage-filled stores of New Orleans (for my family, of course)in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. As I sloshed thru the streets full of bloated animal corpses, a large boom box under one arm, all the bling I could put around my neck and wrists, and a fur coat over my free shoulder - I saw IT!! Shining and floating in the cesspool of the 9th ward - a beautifully wrapped, untouched, unopened CD of the Master Jerklehoff - "Very Best Of" Heir Dingleberryhoff, I might add. At first I started to let it drift down the rat-infested, turd - o - toilet my home had become. Common sense kicked in and I put it in my new Gucci bag dangling from my hip. Hours later, when relaxing with my new gun collection from Walmart, having a few warm brewskys and taking pot shots at the cops - I remembered the CD. I gathered up the pilfered batteries that my three sons had on the new Louis the XVI chesterfield (the antique store was OPEN I tell you) and cranked up the new boom box. Let the magic begin... As the music washed over me I became a new man.

His albums:

Very Best Of...
Looking for Freedom
Sings America
Watch Out For David Hasselhoff
Looking For - Best of David Hasselhoff

Enjoy.

 

[jumpr]

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[JLGatsby]

David Hasselhoff sings? God help us all.

 

[ShadoWing]

LOL...i loved his part in Eurotrip.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: jumpr
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That was going to be my response...

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: ShadoWing
LOL...i loved his part in Eurotrip.

I loved his part in Spongebob the movie.

 

[sygyzy]

He sucks at life? What's wrong with you? He is considered a really good sport and he's had a vey long international career. Show some respect.