David Hasselhoff arrested on DUI suspicion.

[JulesMaximus]

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He should have let KIT drive I guess...:roll:

 

[pyonir]

Nope.

 

[Jzero]

I guess he's hooked on more than just a feeling.
"I was so drunk, when the cop switched the siren on, it sounded like "OOGA CHOKKA OOGA CHOKKA!""

 

[bernse]

He must not have been driving KITT.
<ugh>

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I guess he's hooked on more than just a feeling.
"I was so drunk, when the cop switched the siren on, it sounded like "OOGA CHOKKA OOGA CHOKKA!""

ahahaha.

 

[Ikonomi]

Man, two KIT replies already. I got nothin' else.

 

[PanzerIV]

Another drunken celebrity. Nothing to see here...keep moving along folks. 😀

 

[anxi80]

whats with all these celebrities getting busted for d.u.i's??

err, wait, nevermind.

 

He's supposed to be putting out a rap album very soon. This is just hype for the album, he's hardcore thug now.

I heard the cops shot him nine times too🙂!

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Nope.

 

[eigen]

<in kitt Voice> > "David you just ran over a pedestrian......David we are now be pursued by hostile agents..."

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: bernse
He must not have been driving KITT.
<ugh>

heh i was going to put "he must not have let KITT drive!"

you a-hole! heh

 

[Kadarin]

Anyone care?

Not really, no.

 

[spidey07]

<kitt>Michael, I smell boose on you. Would you like me to drive? No Michael, I will not activate super-duper turbo and all weapons systems at once. Michael, we're getting busted. Watch out for your cornhole bud.<kitt>

 

[bandana163]

No.
Why is this on the news, anyway?

 

[gwlam12]

Here's an article where nobody cares.

link

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
He's supposed to be putting out a rap album very soon. This is just hype for the album, he's hardcore thug now.

I heard the cops shot him nine times too🙂!

I know you were joking about the hardcore thug stuff but please, for the love of all humanity tell me this guy isn't really putting out a rap album!!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
He's supposed to be putting out a rap album very soon. This is just hype for the album, he's hardcore thug now.

I heard the cops shot him nine times too🙂!

I know you were joking about the hardcore thug stuff but please, for the love of all humanity tell me this guy isn't really putting out a rap album!!

:thumbsup:
him and ice-t

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Anyone care?

Not really, no.

You have no idea how many germans are currently crying inconsolably, do you?

 

[cronos]

no.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
He's supposed to be putting out a rap album very soon. This is just hype for the album, he's hardcore thug now.

I heard the cops shot him nine times too🙂!

I know you were joking about the hardcore thug stuff but please, for the love of all humanity tell me this guy isn't really putting out a rap album!!

:thumbsup:
him and ice-t

LMAO. MC Hass and Ice-T kickin' it in South Central dawg.

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
He's supposed to be putting out a rap album very soon. This is just hype for the album, he's hardcore thug now.

I heard the cops shot him nine times too🙂!

I know you were joking about the hardcore thug stuff but please, for the love of all humanity tell me this guy isn't really putting out a rap album!!

:thumbsup:
him and ice-t

LMAO. MC Hass and Ice-T kickin' it in South Central dawg.

I think he's going by "The Hoff" or something.

 

[FoBoT]

he is a drunk

winner! winner! chicken dinner!

 

[conjur]

The Germans will still love him.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Shanti

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
He's supposed to be putting out a rap album very soon. This is just hype for the album, he's hardcore thug now.

I heard the cops shot him nine times too🙂!

I know you were joking about the hardcore thug stuff but please, for the love of all humanity tell me this guy isn't really putting out a rap album!!

:thumbsup:
him and ice-t

LMAO. MC Hass and Ice-T kickin' it in South Central dawg.

I think he's going by "The Hoff" or something.

Wait a minute. So this is NOT A JOKE!!!????? Rappers everywhere are shedding a tear right now. I thought you guys were kidding.