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Dave's Insanity Sauce = teh 0uch.

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amnesiac

Lifer
I had reheated a bowl of pasta, and realized that it was still kind of bland. So I grabbed a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce (Special Reserve Blend) and poured about a teaspoon into the bowl and mixed it up. I looked up to see my friends staring at me like I had just poured Liquid Plumr into my food.
Yeah, I know you're supposed to use a toothpick-ful's worth on a serving of food but I wasn't really paying attention, plus I eat the stuff all the time. I can handle it.

After about 30 seconds I started going blind.
I lost control of my facial muscles at 1 minute, 30 seconds.
My esophagus started spasming at 2 minutes.
I calmly excused myself, went next door to my place and poured a glass of chocolate soymilk to wash it down.
Soymilk apparently makes an excellent neutralizer.

I came back to find one of my friends had helped himself to a bite of the pasta. He wasn't doing too well.
I see a good practical joke forming. "Hey Joe, this teriyaki sauce is great! Pour some on your food!!" 😀
 
Dude I use 1-2 drops for a big pot of tomato sauce.......... that is enough 😀 That stuff is the ouch 🙂

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Dude I use 1-2 drops for a big pot of tomato sauce.......... that is enough 😀 That stuff is the ouch 🙂

Cheers,
Aquaman
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pshhh...ya wuss.
I put about 1/4 tsp on a taco. I made a pan of meatlof and put like 2 tbsp in the mix. 😀
Yes, I'm INSANE!
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Dude I use 1-2 drops for a big pot of tomato sauce.......... that is enough 😀 That stuff is the ouch 🙂

Cheers,
Aquaman
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pshhh...ya wuss.
I put about 1/4 tsp on a taco. I made a pan of meatlof and put like 2 tbsp in the mix. 😀
Yes, I'm INSANE!
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ah yes, meat loaf where u can't taste if its gone bad already😛
 
We made some chili (about 4 servings worth) and I put about 2 tbsp of "Megadeath" sauce. My roomate literally screamed in pain. It was funny.
 
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Dude I use 1-2 drops for a big pot of tomato sauce.......... that is enough 😀 That stuff is the ouch 🙂

Cheers,
Aquaman
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pshhh...ya wuss.
I put about 1/4 tsp on a taco. I made a pan of meatlof and put like 2 tbsp in the mix. 😀
Yes, I'm INSANE!
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ah yes, meat loaf where u can't taste if its gone bad already😛
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Wouldn't matter if it's gone bad. The sauce would probably kill invading bacteria, spores, molds, etc... 😉
 
makes me wonder what u could get people to eat if they didn't know what it was and it was covered with hot sauce😉
 
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
makes me wonder what u could get people to eat if they didn't know what it was and it was covered with hot sauce😉
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You've never eaten at Mr. Chau's... (Chinese fast food)
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
makes me wonder what u could get people to eat if they didn't know what it was and it was covered with hot sauce😉
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You've never eaten at Mr. Chau's... (Chinese fast food)
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ooo, that cr@p is not chinese food. its an insult. only white people(no offense) eat there. it wasn't even started by a chinese guy. his ads are stupid annoying and racist. his dives are painted with bathroom color schemes. pastel pink and green are not good colors for your restaurant. alll i've heard is the portions are big, sure cuz they give u cr@p.
 
Originally posted by: klah
I assume it uses habanero?

Anything with habanero is too hot for me.
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Habanero doesnt even come close to the power of dave's....

Ive been using the stuff for about 2 years now. It is BY FAR the hottest thing i have ever tasted...

The only problem is that after i use it, i cant play with my contacts for about a day or it will BURN like a mofo...
 
*sigh* i bought a big bottle of tobasco sauce from costco about 2 weeks ago.. it's all gone now (used on eggs, hash browns, ramen, everything)

except now my stomach churns every time i eat anythign spicy. gotta lay off the hot stuff for a month or so
 
Originally posted by: NewSc2
*sigh* i bought a big bottle of tobasco sauce from costco about 2 weeks ago.. it's all gone now (used on eggs, hash browns, ramen, everything)

except now my stomach churns every time i eat anythign spicy. gotta lay off the hot stuff for a month or so
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Tobasco tastes like water after having daves 🙂
 
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: NewSc2
*sigh* i bought a big bottle of tobasco sauce from costco about 2 weeks ago.. it's all gone now (used on eggs, hash browns, ramen, everything)

except now my stomach churns every time i eat anythign spicy. gotta lay off the hot stuff for a month or so
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Tobasco tastes like water after having daves 🙂
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wow. is daves really that strong? tobasco isn't all that hot for me...i should move on to the stronger stuff 😀
 
Originally posted by: Darien
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: NewSc2
*sigh* i bought a big bottle of tobasco sauce from costco about 2 weeks ago.. it's all gone now (used on eggs, hash browns, ramen, everything)

except now my stomach churns every time i eat anythign spicy. gotta lay off the hot stuff for a month or so
Click to expand...

Tobasco tastes like water after having daves 🙂
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wow. is daves really that strong? tobasco isn't all that hot for me...i should move on to the stronger stuff 😀
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YES, that stuff is AMAZINGLY powerful. The first time i had it, being the idiot i am, i licked a fork that had a little tiny drop at the end. I started sweating and couldnt feel my tongue for about 15-20 minutes. Nothing i did would help to subside the pain. It also stays on your fingers for about a day, and even washing them with soap (multiple times) will not remove all the capascian from your fingers.

God that stuff is crazy, but GOD do i love it 🙂

I just found a distributor who ships worldwide, so i think i might order up a bottle 🙂
 
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: Darien
Originally posted by: aphexII
Originally posted by: NewSc2
*sigh* i bought a big bottle of tobasco sauce from costco about 2 weeks ago.. it's all gone now (used on eggs, hash browns, ramen, everything)

except now my stomach churns every time i eat anythign spicy. gotta lay off the hot stuff for a month or so
Click to expand...

Tobasco tastes like water after having daves 🙂
Click to expand...


wow. is daves really that strong? tobasco isn't all that hot for me...i should move on to the stronger stuff 😀
Click to expand...

YES, that stuff is AMAZINGLY powerful. The first time i had it, being the idiot i am, i licked a fork that had a little tiny drop at the end. I started sweating and couldnt feel my tongue for about 15-20 minutes. Nothing i did would help to subside the pain. It also stays on your fingers for about a day, and even washing them with soap (multiple times) will not remove all the capascian from your fingers.

God that stuff is crazy, but GOD do i love it 🙂

I just found a distributor who ships worldwide, so i think i might order up a bottle 🙂
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Holy cow! :Q

1 drop = pwned?!?!

I think I'll try to find me some of it this weekend...
 
Just ordered some, cost $20 shipped to the netherlands, not bad 😀
 
:Q:Q


Each year we formulate a special sauce with three times the heat of Insanity Sauce. It's hand signed by Dave, numbered, vintage dated and laid to rest in a wooden coffin wrapped in caution tape.
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:Q

30 bucks.

 
Dave's Insanity Sauce 0wnz j00.

One pound beef, one can kidney beans, chili powder, diced green pepper/onions, tomato paste, and a teaspoon of Dave's = 0wnage in an innocent little stewpot.

One of my roommates stole a bit of my chili once.
He never touched any of my food again, not even the stuff in cans or tins. 😀

Oh yeah - and the Special Edition is RIDICULOUS. Might seem expensive, but you'll use about half as much as you would if it were normal Dave's.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Dude I use 1-2 drops for a big pot of tomato sauce.......... that is enough 😀 That stuff is the ouch 🙂

Cheers,
Aquaman
Click to expand...

pshhh...ya wuss.
I put about 1/4 tsp on a taco. I made a pan of meatlof and put like 2 tbsp in the mix. 😀
Yes, I'm INSANE!
Click to expand...


ah yes, meat loaf where u can't taste if its gone bad already😛
Click to expand...

Wouldn't matter if it's gone bad. The sauce would probably kill invading bacteria, spores, molds, etc... 😉
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braincells, livercells, etc... 😉
 
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