dating etiquette

sillymofo

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A handicap girl and a guy was on a date. It was getting dark as they drove to a park, pulling up next to tree, they stop the car. The girl was a bit on the kinky side as she told the guy to get out a set of swing and mount it on the tree so they can get it on.

Once they're done bumping uglies, the guy took the girl down, wrapped everything up and drove her home. After he took her back inside the house, and started to leave, the girls father ran after him and handed him 100 bucks. The guy refuse;

"I can't possibly accept your money, sir."

>"No, really, take this, you deserve it!"

"No sir, I can't accept this, what we have between your daughter and I are special, and thank you for keeping me on your good side"

>"No, this is to thank you for bringing her home, all the other guys just left her hanging on the fcuking tree."

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PatboyX

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: PatboyX
you stink.

Who the hell is that guy??

jim norton.
edit: stand up comic. he used to be on O&A right before they got thrown off the air. i think he is on tough crowd every so often. he is a very interesting person to hear from. if you ever get the chance, listen to what he's got.