Dating a girl is like owning a dog...

[Cuda1447]

... they follow you when you have food. But are they by your side when you don't?

 

[Geekbabe]

I think I'm going to have a stroke today!

 

[agnitrate]

I don't get it. This isn't a good joke day for me. They must be over my head or something.

[edit] geekbabe, what happened to the red avatar? Represent the Irish! [/edit]
-silver

 

[PoPPeR]

so you like to have sex with your dog?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
... they follow you when you have food. But are they by your side when you don't?

 

[amnesiac]

/me adds vote for "Stupidest post of the year."

 

[Soybomb]

Joke or whining? Its hard to tell around here. If its a joke its not funny.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
... they follow you when you have food. But are they by your side when you don't?

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
I don't get it. This isn't a good joke day for me. They must be over my head or something.

-silver

Nothing to get. I went and got some Pizza rolls out of my microwave. And my dog followed me, and then I thought back to an X-girlfriend I had. As soon as I ate the last pizza roll the dog was gone, something more interesting going on somewhere. So will a girl split like that on you as well, as soon as the money/good looks/whatever the reason for her being with you is- is gone, does she then leave?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Whose fault is it that the women you date are dogs?

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Whose fault is it that the women you date are dogs?

haha I was just thinking in general.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Whose fault is it that the women you date are dogs?

haha I was just thinking in general.

i don't really think you were.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I think I'm going to have a stroke today!

Please don't, it would disappoint many of us greatly.

ZV

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Whose fault is it that the women you date are dogs?

haha I was just thinking in general.

You must date fat sluts then.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Whose fault is it that the women you date are dogs?

haha I was just thinking in general.

You must date fat sluts then.

naw

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

See thats kinda exactly what I was thinking. AH! NOW YOU ALL APOLOGIZE TO ME!!!

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

See thats kinda exactly what I was thinking. AH! NOW YOU ALL APOLOGIZE TO ME!!!

No, because 1) you are obviously too stupid to come up with coherent thoughts on your own, and 2) you are still in high school and are not qualified to have any sort of intelligent opinion on women.

Now you shut up and lick my boots clean, bitch.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

See thats kinda exactly what I was thinking. AH! NOW YOU ALL APOLOGIZE TO ME!!!

No, because 1) you are obviously too stupid to come up with coherent thoughts on your own, and 2) you are still in high school and are not qualified to have any sort of intelligent opinion on women.

Now you shut up and lick my boots clean, bitch.

Don't hold back amnesiac

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

Replace food with eighteen year old hooters, and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of men.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

woohoo, i own the borg guy now

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

See thats kinda exactly what I was thinking. AH! NOW YOU ALL APOLOGIZE TO ME!!!

No, because 1) you are obviously too stupid to come up with coherent thoughts on your own, and 2) you are still in high school and are not qualified to have any sort of intelligent opinion on women.

Now you shut up and lick my boots clean, bitch.

lol, I did think of it on my own, just didn't explain what I was thinking. But oh well, I suppose Ill lick your boots....

 

[Angrymarshmello]

haha

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Yeeny

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Somehow I think your analogy is lacking something. I just can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Replace "food" with "money", and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of women.

Replace food with eighteen year old hooters, and you have an accurate description for a significant percentage of men.

:camera:'s