Dates from Hell

[Bluga]

Last week i had a date with someone i've never met. But it ended in flames, it was embarrasing, anyone has similar experience?

 

[guyver01]

i'll let ya know when i get my next date ;(

 

[warcleric]

Bluga: how about giving us the whole story? This might be interesting!

 

[Bluga]

oh i think it will get locked if i post the whole story

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

heh, lets just say there was a butcher knife involved. it wasn't pretty... luckily no one was physically hurt. there are some messed up people out there.

 

[warcleric]

Yamaha: oh so it was you who Bluga went on a date with?

 

[ToBeMe]

I was asked, and went out on one date with a Gymnist in college.........talk about a Disaster! I played college hoops.......she was a gymnist......I thought, hmmmm, a gymnist could have a LOT of "advantages" roght? Plus we're both college athletes...... Boy was I wrong! Everyone we saw could do nothing but remark on our size difference........she was 5' nothing and I'm 6'7".......we pretended it didn't bother us for about 2 hours but then both of us got a little mad about it and eventually just went our seperate ways.......She went home with some friends and I just stayed and got wasted..........never talked to her again! Tried once........but it was just to awkward for both of us! Bad thing was......she was REALLY pretty!

 

[pen^2]

pictures?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

LOL warcleric I guess its possible, though it would require some amazing coincidences and a timewarp.

 

[Isla]

In high school, I went out once with a guy friend who I really liked a lot and could see being more than friends with. He was really interesting!

Unfortunately, at the end of the date, I gave him a kiss at my front doorstep. It was kind of a long kiss... about 10 seconds or so... and after it ended we realized that his nose had bled all over me.

That kind of blew the romance... we stayed friends after that.

 

[divinemartyr]

<< and after it ended we realized that his nose had bled all over me. >>



Wow talk about an embarrassing moment for him! I don't know if I could look at the girl I did that to the same way again. Poor guy.

As far as worst dates I've ever had you wouldn't believe what happened to me.

I know everyone here has seen American Pie (ok well almost everyone here ) and surely you all remember the girl who told her &quot;and one time at band camp&quot; stories. Unfortunately for me, about 3 years before the movie came out, I went out with a girl who was JUST like this. I simply couldn't believe how much she talked about band and band camp! It made the movie even funnier for me when I saw it because of the date I'd had. I met her online on a local BBS, and her nickname was piccolo. I suppose I should have known better but I didn't.

dm

 

[Tauren]

Embarrassing moment:

First date. I'm gabbing away with her and don't see the light turning yellow, when I do I break REALLY hard. She starts to move foward from the momentum and I, chivalrously, reach out to prevent her from hitting the dash board. Guess where my hand ended up? Yeah, she believe me when I said it was an accident.*sarcasm* Even worse was the fact the she was REALLY well endowed!

 

[Turdorf]

Had this one date in college where we went to the mall. We were getting ready to eat in a restaurant and wanted to know if one of her friends could join us. Hmmm.... I said OK, and we then went to dinner, and all they did was talk little girl talk all during dinner, then we went to a movie, and they talked and gossiped all through the movie. They asked me for some pop corn and when I went out to get it, I just left. It was sort of nice having two beautiful women on each arm, but if they are too young to be out, they should be home playing with dolls.

 

[Spamela]

i was setup on a date with a woman who talked non-stop for hours about herself. i had to stifle my yawns.

 

[DannyLove]

i dont think ive had an embarrasing date before..... i think i need a date first

 

[nateholtrop]

haha you ppl crack me up!

nate

 

[Boonesmi]

ahhh the joys of being married

 

[cxim]

well... had this funny date... 2nd or so...

We went to the beach, walked in the water, ate &amp; had a pretty good time. We were headed home in my truck just after dark &amp; got stopped by the cops . My tail lights had shorted out.

well it turns out my drivers license had been suspended because I had not paid a fine for not wearing a seatbelt !!! couldn't find my new insurance card... got a whole handful of citations...

The cops were oK &amp; didn't take me to jail ( mandatory in Fl for driving on a suspended lic )

She had to drive home &amp; of course never spoke to me again.

 

[BoberFett]

My strangest date was back in high school. I didn't have my license yet, she did. We took her mom's boat of a car out to go see a movie. The parking spot she wanted was too small, and I tried to warn her, but she said she could make it in. I just kept quiet, and she managed to hit the car next to us.

That wouldn't have been so bad, I mean, accidents happen. But then she didn't do anything about it. Didn't leave a note or anything, just started to walk into the theater. I tried to sort of prompt her, &quot;Don't you think we should do something?&quot; She didn't think so, because &quot;there's no damage&quot;. Ummm, then what's that big dent in that other car from?

OK, whatever. I just followed her in to the theater.

When we got back to her place, her mom was still up. Apparently the police had been there, after a report of a hit and run by a witness. I quietly said good night, walked out the door, and never saw her again.

 

[BigLance]

BoberFett

OMG, nice ! That is great stuff

The rest of you have some great stories too !!