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Dasm

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Indeed, that is the question to which we all seek the answer, WHAT IS DASM ?

Ah!, I see your problem now, you can not begin to contemplate the dasm until you have mastered the NEF!
 
But... the true philosophical question here is not the DASM at all...

for - can one truly MASTER the Nef? - or does the Nef master us? Do we become the slave to the Nef? Are we truly the Neffer? or are we the Neffee?

For that matter what of time and space? Are we really limited to three dimensions, or can we transcend four?

Who ever thought up the phrase "Military Intelligence?"

Now that GW Bush is going to the white house, will all the actors leave like they said they would?

Why does the light always turn red 40 milliseconds BEFORE you could claim you were already in the intersection?

Nobody really likes the outer edge of the pie crust. so why is it there?

Why is it that when you're REALLY sick - nobody believes you.

Who ever decided those stupid goatees looked cool?

Never put off tomorrow what you can put off today.

Always keep a litter-bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and when it gets full... you can just throw it out the window.

Ever notice how tree-huggers won't hesitate to whack one if it interferes with their view?

Monday morning blues solved. Work 2 days a week.

There's a sale at K-Mart!

Why is Jim White's head so huge? - I mean really... this thing has it's own atmosphere...

huh? What do you mean I'm still transmitting.. wh. (garbled)
(garbled) him and then (sounds of struggling) zzzmpht. - truly amazing just how fast those darts travel isn't it?

Oh nothing.

So there you have it. I trust this has helped to further clarify my position on the subject.

{Edit}
After re-reading all of these I realized they could all be posts in off-topic that would generate at least 100 responses... (chuckle) -
 
I have no clue what they stand for

In a general sense........


DASM represents our struggle with technology, our inability to express ourselves as we intend

and

NEF represents our need to prove we exist, our sense of smallness in the shadow of the web
 
now i know how so many people become diamond members ... they reply to these messages over and over and over again
 
now i know how so many people become diamond members ... they reply to these messages over and over and over again
 
now i know how so many people become diamond members ... they reply to these messages over and over and over again
 
It's one of those inane things that drive the admin and mods nuts... but we do it anyway because it's amusing.
 
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