DA's Fvcked Up Family Thanksgiving.

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
I need a wide angle lens, and a vomit bag... but I'll get right on it for you.

Translation: she's fa... err.. corpulent and häßlich (German word...) 😉

 

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: eakers
yeah did she get her nipples pierced or something? what was the context of the boob showage?

Implants?

She was telling everyone that she had no problem with public nudity. So she proved it - in from of my 90 year old grandmother, God, the dismembered turkey... everybody.

Kinda looked like the Michelin man with a nice set of low hanging hooters.

pics?

 

Lmao some story

 

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That reminds me of this one time when I was REALLY drunk and there was







HEY A NICKEL!

 

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: flexy

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
What is the appropriate response when your 24 year old female cousin shows everyone (including your sainted 90 year old grandmother) her tits at the dinner table?

How about when she (a licensed massage therapist) said that she is not above doing "a little extra" for money?

How about when she tells you a story about how she has a big bag of sex toys and she has taught her mom how to use them?

How about your gay uncle talking about his dating experiences, and telling my mom that he always wanted to give birth to his own child?

Fvcked up enough?

Yep... that's my life. Revel in my pain 😉

Fucked up for YOU 🙂

Others might appreciate living in a 'open' family - if you dont, well, your problem 🙂

I guess you were the only one emberrased ? 🙂

Oh no... not alone in my embarassment. It was pretty amazing... even by my standards.

I'm a divorce lawyer. I have seen naked pics of one of my clients snorting blow off a guy's prong.

Fvcked up is not a problem. This was just like being trapped in a Springer episode, only without the bad grammar and southern accents.

Did you win that case? 😀

I always win. I get paid up front. 😉

damn! ok, i know what im doing if i end up going to law school.