Darwin Award?

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

tragedy is when a drunk driver wipes out a car full of kids. when you intentionally do something stupid and dangerous and throw your life away, I don't have any sympathy.

Its tragic when anyone dies. I suppose if you have someone who you loved pass away you would call him/her a dumbass and laugh at them.

If they killed themselves playing a game of Railroad Hopscotch or Balcony Handstand, probably. Sure, I'd be sad too ... but also ashamed to share a common gene base with someone that moronic.

- M4H

Yah. I'm sure you never did a stupid thing in your life.

Well, yeah, there was this one time where I shotgunned a litre of bleach ... then I danced on a subway rail ... and whizzed on the Electric Fence ... while playing Russian Roulette. :roll:

For you, suicide is not the answer, it's the question. Yes is the answer. Hop to it.

- M4H

Your stupidness is in your response. Maybe you should do that to yourself instead.

You first!

- M4H

 

[rh71]

alcohol ?

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

tragedy is when a drunk driver wipes out a car full of kids. when you intentionally do something stupid and dangerous and throw your life away, I don't have any sympathy.

Its tragic when anyone dies. I suppose if you have someone who you loved pass away you would call him/her a dumbass and laugh at them.

If they killed themselves playing a game of Railroad Hopscotch or Balcony Handstand, probably. Sure, I'd be sad too ... but also ashamed to share a common gene base with someone that moronic.

- M4H

Yah. I'm sure you never did a stupid thing in your life.

stupid things? yea, i've done plenty of those in my life. if by chance one of them gets me killed at it, i deserved to be laughed at.

example, i go steal a car. stupid? most definitely. if i get away with it, i get away with it. if i steal a car, and the owner comes out and puts a cap in my ass, then that stupid thing got me killed and yea, i deserve a darwin and many laughs.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

tragedy is when a drunk driver wipes out a car full of kids. when you intentionally do something stupid and dangerous and throw your life away, I don't have any sympathy.

Its tragic when anyone dies. I suppose if you have someone who you loved pass away you would call him/her a dumbass and laugh at them.

If they killed themselves playing a game of Railroad Hopscotch or Balcony Handstand, probably. Sure, I'd be sad too ... but also ashamed to share a common gene base with someone that moronic.

- M4H

Yah. I'm sure you never did a stupid thing in your life.

stupid things? yea, i've done plenty of those in my life. if by chance one of them gets me killed at it, i deserved to be laughed at.

example, i go steal a car. stupid? most definitely. if i get away with it, i get away with it. if i steal a car, and the owner comes out and puts a cap in my ass, then that stupid thing got me killed and yea, i deserve a darwin and many laughs.

And if the owner is an ATer and posts pics? Hilarious.

Thread Title: OMG someone's trying to steal my car *UPDATE* Got his ass (PICS!)

- M4H

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

"Watch to see what I can still do,"

:shocked:

She did this BEFORE?

(Seriously though, that sucks.)

It sucks for her and her family...but I can't stop laughing. I'm a bad person.

No. You're not. I'm laughing right now!

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

tragedy is when a drunk driver wipes out a car full of kids. when you intentionally do something stupid and dangerous and throw your life away, I don't have any sympathy.

Its tragic when anyone dies. I suppose if you have someone who you loved pass away you would call him/her a dumbass and laugh at them.

If they killed themselves playing a game of Railroad Hopscotch or Balcony Handstand, probably. Sure, I'd be sad too ... but also ashamed to share a common gene base with someone that moronic.

- M4H

Yah. I'm sure you never did a stupid thing in your life.

Well, yeah, there was this one time where I shotgunned a litre of bleach ... then I danced on a subway rail ... and whizzed on the Electric Fence ... while playing Russian Roulette. :roll:

For you, suicide is not the answer, it's the question. Yes is the answer. Hop to it.

- M4H

Your stupidness is in your response. Maybe you should do that to yourself instead.

You first!

- M4H

Boy for that you need to kill yourself twice.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

tragedy is when a drunk driver wipes out a car full of kids. when you intentionally do something stupid and dangerous and throw your life away, I don't have any sympathy.

Its tragic when anyone dies. I suppose if you have someone who you loved pass away you would call him/her a dumbass and laugh at them.

If they killed themselves playing a game of Railroad Hopscotch or Balcony Handstand, probably. Sure, I'd be sad too ... but also ashamed to share a common gene base with someone that moronic.

- M4H

Yah. I'm sure you never did a stupid thing in your life.

Well, yeah, there was this one time where I shotgunned a litre of bleach ... then I danced on a subway rail ... and whizzed on the Electric Fence ... while playing Russian Roulette. :roll:

For you, suicide is not the answer, it's the question. Yes is the answer. Hop to it.

- M4H

Your stupidness is in your response. Maybe you should do that to yourself instead.

You first!

- M4H

Boy for that you need to kill yourself twice.

You're still here?

- M4H

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: ggnl

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

"Watch to see what I can still do,"

:shocked:

She did this BEFORE?

(Seriously though, that sucks.)

It sucks for her and her family...but I can't stop laughing. I'm a bad person.

No. You're not. I'm laughing right now!

No sh|t. You're a republican right?

 

[conjur]

Reminds me of that joke:

Q: What are the last words out of a redneck's mouth?



A: Hey, y'all! Watch this!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: conjur
Reminds me of that joke:

Q: What are the last words out of a redneck's mouth?



A: Hey, y'all! Watch this!

:beer:

- M4H

 

[ggnl]

If her family had any sense of humor they would put "Watch to see what I can still do" on her headstone.

 

[DrPizza]

Crap. There goes that plan. Now I can't use the "throw the victim over the balcony to kill him, claim the victim was trying to do a handstand" method of getting away with murder...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: ggnl
If her family had any sense of humor they would put "Watch to see what I can still do" on her headstone.

Or someone will do a headstand on the casket at the burial.

- M4H

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ggnl
If her family had any sense of humor they would put "Watch to see what I can still do" on her headstone.

Or someone will do a headstand on the casket at the burial.

- M4H

What if they fell and died? The irony would be delicious!

 

[DPmaster]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

tragedy is when a drunk driver wipes out a car full of kids. when you intentionally do something stupid and dangerous and throw your life away, I don't have any sympathy.

Its tragic when anyone dies. I suppose if you have someone who you loved pass away you would call him/her a dumbass and laugh at them.

If they killed themselves playing a game of Railroad Hopscotch or Balcony Handstand, probably. Sure, I'd be sad too ... but also ashamed to share a common gene base with someone that moronic.

- M4H

Yah. I'm sure you never did a stupid thing in your life.

There's a difference between doing stupid things and stupid things that cost your life. There are just somethings you simply do not EVER do.

You don't look down the barrel of a loaded shotgun to see why it didn't fire when you pulled the trigger.

You don't try to get your goggles back after a great white shark has swallowed them.

You don't strap steaks to yourself and go wrestle with a lion.

You should never do handstands on balcony railings.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: DPmaster
You should never do handstands on balcony railings.

Sounds like sig material.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Darwin Wins.

- M4H

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was just laughing about that one. what a dumbass.

If she had done it properly then people would have been in awe over her courage and skill. I think you're the dumbass for laughing at tragic news.

Courage? You using d3fin1t10n5 for dummies as your desk reference?

This reminds me of on old joke...

What were the redneck's last words?

"Hey bubba, check this out...."

 

[StageLeft]

I saw that. I say good riddance. I hope she had no time to have kids.