Darwin Award Contestant on the Southwest Line.

[feralkid]

He actually forces his way through closed crossing gates.
His reaction after avoiding certain death by inches, is priceless.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...sing-and-is-nearly-hit-by-train-a3537091.html

 

[John Connor]

That page has scripts up the ass. Even after allowing I still can't watch.

 

[shortylickens]

That page has scripts up the ass. Even after allowing I still can't watch.

No issues for me.

Try upgrading to Chrome.

 

[sandorski]

Fucking trains, gettin in my way!

 

[SKORPI0]

Maybe he was late for something, like breakfast time at a McDonald's. Idiot.

 

[cbrunny]

Not only is that website incredibly terribly designed, the video is major letdown. This thread is fail.

 

[John Connor]

No issues for me.

Try upgrading to Chrome.

FUCK CHROME! I use NoScript and Pale Moon. And I know it ain't Pale Moon. A lot of these sites have BS scripts up the ass!

 

[John Connor]

Not only is that website incredibly terribly designed, the video is major letdown. This thread is fail.

Thx for letting me know. I was going to use plain vanilla Firefuckit.

 

[KeithP]

I would argue that he wasn't "nearly hit". He clearly sees the train coming and he stops short. So while he was close to a moving train, saying he was nearly hit was simply for the click-bait.

Also, for a Darwin Award you have to be dead. Since he wasn't even injured, he certainly isn't a Darwin Award contestant (whatever the eff that is suppose to mean).

-KeithP

 

[IronWing]

he certainly isn't a Darwin Award contestant (whatever the eff that is suppose to mean).
-KeithP

We're all Darwin contestants.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

How is it possible to be too stupid to understand what a Darwin award means?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

How is it possible to be too stupid to understand what a Darwin award means?

Where do you think the winners come from?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Where do you think the winners come from?

A few people here manage to beat the odds. Maybe I should rephrase the question:

How is it possible to be too stupid to understand what a Darwin award means and yet lucky enough to not earn one of your own?

 

[AdamK47]

I can't see a damn thing. What a terrible site.

 

[SKORPI0]

"Contestant" implies that person knowingly participates in a competition. Not sure what the OP means. "Candidate" is the appropriate word.