Darwin: 2 Gangstas: 0

[dwell]

Following on the heels of the idiot who got plowed down by the cop in Times Square because he held his Mac 10 "gangsta style" and it jammed up, comes this winner:

http://www.sphere.com/crime/article...-his-death-after-his-pants-fall-down/19287498

A career criminal who slaughtered three members of a family in their apartment in New York's trendy Upper West Side Thursday plunged to his death after tripping over his baggy pants.

Good riddance to another waste of human life.

 

[Albatross]

hahahah

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Too bad he killed 3 people before dying himself. Including the 87 year old grandfather. How screwed up is that.

 

[Numenorean]

Too bad he killed 3 people before dying himself. Including the 87 year old grandfather. How screwed up is that.

Yeah...because that family was a bunch of winners.

 

[shortylickens]

They found him with his pants down. I would have shoved a broken stick up his ass.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead,"
said Estella Carrino

Dumbass.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Damn it that took too long to post...

stupid internets!

 

[KeithP]

The details beg for a quote...

Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

"He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

-KeithP

Wow...I took too long to post!

 

[lxskllr]

Those people are too stupid to be good criminals. How the hell can you run from the cops in baggy pants? If they had an ounce of brains they'd wear BDUs and boots :^S

 

[Jeff7]

"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the-AAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."

*thud*

 

[FelixDeCat]

Completely pathetic all the way around.

 

[Eli]

Following on the heels of the idiot who got plowed down by the cop in Times Square because he held his Mac 10 "gangsta style" and it jammed up, comes this winner:

http://www.sphere.com/crime/article...-his-death-after-his-pants-fall-down/19287498





Good riddance to another waste of human life.

bwhahahaha

 

[Mucho]

"He was very dead," she told the Daily News.

 

[SunSamurai]

Now when I see some dumbfuck with his pants to his knees, I am going to laugh to myself instead of get a pet peeve.

 

[PhaZe]

yeah..what's with the very dead?

 

[dbk]

He should've put on a jacket.

 

[Proprioceptive]

This is why God made stupid people... so the rest of us can be entertained.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

How the hell did he last to 44 doing this shit?

 

[amdhunter]

Too bad he killed 3 people before dying himself. Including the 87 year old grandfather. How screwed up is that.

They deserved it. Bunch of drug peddlers.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

yeah..what's with the very dead?

Means he wasn't a zombie...

 

[lxskllr]

They deserved it. Bunch of drug peddlers.

Yup... The way I see it, this was a nice Xmas story all around :^)

 

[Nik]

yeah..what's with the very dead?

In case you haven't seen someone who falls to their death, let's just say that it's "very evident" that they're dead. It's really not pretty.