Danica Patrick, road rage and playboy

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: CRXican
Danica is flat chested, has no ass, and has a man face

Yep. She is a beast without makeup. I bet in about 6 months I will say her name and people will say "Who?".

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

It's BANANAS!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That line always makes me think that song should be on a kids' album

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: sheik124

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

qft

:shocked: Ah! You speak of lies! LIES I TELL YOU!

...........and, Danica isn't all that either you know

Hotter than Kirsten Dunst, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Garner and Cameron Diaz, yet some people actually find them attractive

you forgot JESSICA ALBA!!! :|

yeah i said it

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

Have you seen her in that underneath it all vid...without all that zany makeup I thought she was quite amazing.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

Have you seen her in that underneath it all vid...without all that zany makeup I thought she was quite amazing.

A truly hot women looks hot in any light, any angle, make up or no. Check this pic out.

http://img229.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img229I=danica2035zd.jpg

Yech.

 

[iconn]

Danica ownz Tera only in driving.... Tera > ALL muhahah !@@@@!

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

Have you seen her in that underneath it all vid...without all that zany makeup I thought she was quite amazing.

A truly hot women looks hot in any light, any angle, make up or no. Check this pic out.

http://img229.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img229I=danica2035zd.jpg

Yech.

Can't see picture.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

boobs do not a hottie make...
says yoda ...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

Are you smoking crack? Gwen Stefani is uber hot!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: m2kewl

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: sheik124

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

qft

:shocked: Ah! You speak of lies! LIES I TELL YOU!

...........and, Danica isn't all that either you know

Hotter than Kirsten Dunst, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Garner and Cameron Diaz, yet some people actually find them attractive

you forgot JESSICA ALBA!!! :|

yeah i said it

so you're basically saying Alba is unattractive ? Nice... what is it you're smoking and can I have some because I'd like to know how it feels to be mentally altered.

 

[sjgmoney]

The difference between Gwen Stefani and Danica is Gwen is a much bigger girl, take a look at those hips and ass, she's way too big to be that flat. Danica is a small girl, hence a small rack is not that bad/unexpected. Gwen Stefani is atrocious and is the celebrity most in need of a boob job on the planet.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: m2kewl

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: sheik124

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

qft

:shocked: Ah! You speak of lies! LIES I TELL YOU!

...........and, Danica isn't all that either you know

Hotter than Kirsten Dunst, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Garner and Cameron Diaz, yet some people actually find them attractive

you forgot JESSICA ALBA!!! :|

yeah i said it

I'll be expecting your mancard and testicles on my desk by close of business today.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I'll be expecting your mancard and testicles on my desk by close of business today.

Oh, you can have my testicles on your desk any time. Or any other place, for that matter. :lips:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I'll be expecting your mancard and testicles on my desk by close of business today.

Oh, you can have my testicles on your desk any time. Or any other place, for that matter. :lips:

Hey, your check for $425 bounced...no more :heart: for you...

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
She's not that hot. She's flatter than Gwen Stefani, too.

Yeah, but Gwen Stefani is not hot in the slightest...

qft

re-qft.

 

[skace]

Holy Gwen haters :brokenheart:

 

[RichPLS]

Danica can drive my stick hard and rough anytime!!!
She really grinds my gears!
I would love to see Playboy sponser her and have her race in a bunny outfit...

 

[Deeko]

I can't wait till this ugly whore's 15 minutes of ATOT fame are up.

 

[RichPLS]

You will be waiting for a long time, she has just begun to dominate Nascar and Formula 1 racing will be next!

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: CRXican
Danica is flat chested, has no ass, and has a man face

QFT

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: RichPLS
You will be waiting for a long time, she has just begun to dominate Nascar and Formula 1 racing will be next!

When did she dominate Nascar?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: RichPLS
You will be waiting for a long time, she has just begun to dominate Nascar and Formula 1 racing will be next!

Wow, there's some really knowledgeable car enthusiasts on here *cough*.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

To reiterate, Gwen > Danica

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Queasy

HAS PLAYBOY CALLED?

Um, yeah, I think they have. I would never do that. It's just [a matter of] respecting myself.

...and more importantly, my small boobies would look silly in Playboy

 

[sjgmoney]

Originally posted by: sheik124
To reiterate, Gwen > Danica

To reiterate, Gwen Stefani is hank. She is a big girl with no chest whatsoever, nothing worse. Celebrity most in need of a boob job on the planet. Big hips, ass, no tits, completely hank.

At least Patrick is a small girl (100 lbs or so). Stefani's legs weigh that much.