Dan Savage Nails Messaging

[Moonbeam]

If you don't admit to the possibility of being wrong, then the only way you will ever be right is coincidence.

Do you admit to the possibility this is wrong. I will admit that I was just kidding. As long as people keep seeing that I am God, even though I won't admit it, I may as well play along. Oh, and I'm kidding again.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Oh like you're one to talk. You're not fit to tie his shoes, even if they are hemp sandals. Compared to you he's fuckin' E. O. Wilson.

Why would I ever want to bother to tie his hemp sandals?

You're delusional, homez.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Dear Chicken, As surprising to me as it was, and regardless of any flattery my worthless ego might derive from it, that is AH's post, I also feel sorry that you head was so summarily removed in her killing cone. I want you to know that I understand fully why you don't want to accept that you hate yourself. It is the last thing anybody wants to know and the one thing people will do anything to avoid. Almost everybody goes though life completely unaware of the feelings except for some perhaps vague unease that something somehow might be wrong somewhere. It's what feeling disrespected is all about. That is how we feel when something causes us to feel that taboo feeling. The important thing though is while you don't know you hate yourself, the good news is that even though you do, there is actually nothing wrong with you other than the terrible effects believing it's true has on your behavior. There is nothing wrong with you. I don't know about you, but I have known that humanity is insane since I was seven.

When it comes to head AH is more likely giving it than ever removing it.

The rest of your meandering psycho-excretion is nothing more than the same template of crap you've been spewing for years in here. It's boorish crap, nothing more.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Classy, Chicken. Real classy. You don't get to make an oral sex joke and then call someone else a boor.

...then again my girlfriend hasn't complained so far, which is more than you can say! I bet every time you go to whack off your hand gets five separate simultaneous headaches.

 

[Younigue]

Do you admit to the possibility this is wrong. I will admit that I was just kidding. As long as people keep seeing that I am God, even though I won't admit it, I may as well play along. Oh, and I'm kidding again.

Oh Moonbeammmm! (I am currently looking to the sky with bright eyes and my hands clasped together) I most certainly don't think you're a God. I think you believe whatever you're going through ultimately makes you God-like. It's a lofty goal, I'll give you that. Given how many Gods there are and that I trust so few of them, of course your monologue/mantra is suspect to me. After all it's so pessimistic, detached, dissociative, lacks goodness (but not ugliness strangely), it's a weaponized/protectionist crutch, an excuse used at will and for convenience... Life is messy, it can not be organized neither should it be. We live to learn, to experience. Throwing away experiencing the experiences emotionally is... an unfortunate way to walk a path all in the name of never being sad, unhappy, hurt. You've even had to convince yourself it's worth giving up joy, happiness and pleasure as being real. But I know, you will not weigh my words in value but with my never ending folly because you see, you've made the mistake all zealots make... you leave no room for anything else. Some might call it isolationism. Though you feel alone in your one-man war path of pity and condescending enlightened grenade launching I promise you, you are not alone it's just that few want to join your war.

Any way, if my jest has in any way pushed you toward believing you are God-like (more so than any of the rest of us) then I made a mistake. Forgive me.

 

[Younigue]

Classy, Chicken. Real classy. You don't get to make an oral sex joke and then call someone else a boor.

...then again my girlfriend hasn't complained so far, which is more than you can say! I bet every time you go to whack off your hand gets five separate simultaneous headaches.

LOL awesome Azuma! I have him on ignore. Tell the man to take an aspirin already. Blue balls are no joke... or so I've been informed in earnest.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

LOL awesome Azuma! I have him on ignore. Tell the man to take an aspirin already. Blue balls are no joke... or so I've been informed in earnest.

How would he know, though?

 

[Younigue]

How would he know, though?

You're right. I'm sure he's never let it come to that.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Classy, Chicken. Real classy. You don't get to make an oral sex joke and then call someone else a boor.

Yes. Yes I do get to make that joke.

...then again my girlfriend hasn't complained so far, which is more than you can say! I bet every time you go to whack off your hand gets five separate simultaneous headaches.

Girlfriend? Youngster, I've been married to my wonderful, beautiful wife for 29 years. btw, she's my second wife. And I can assure you that in my time I've had far, far more women than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams. So the only one whacking off here is you imagining that you know even the first thing about me. But you're a typical young punk that thinks they know everything and believes they own the world in the process.

Sorry, but you don't know and haven't seen shit yet. Wait 40 years. Then you'll look at smug little pricks just like yourself, just like I'm looking at you now.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Does your wife see the shit you post here? Because it wouldn't be too hard to figure out who she is and show it all to you, I suspect. Makes me wonder if you'd get another divorce if that happened...

And why do you think I want more than one woman? Maybe it's playing to stereotypes here, insert UHaul joke and all that, but the idea of multiple partners does not appeal.

And the fact that you're old enough to have been married 29 goddamn years, to a second wife no less, and still act like a selfish seventh-grader who's just discovered Atlas Shrugged really, really does not speak well of you as a person...

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Hmm, I wonder, what would she think if she knew you were telling random women on the internet you're thinking about them giving head?

 

[Younigue]

In my experience and I'm no young chicken (though young in my mind and heart) some people hold on to their ignorance straight through old age. In fact, it's so common.

That you brag about your prowess tells me everything I need to know about your achievements with the ladies. Give my regards to your lovely wife, she's been enduring your fumbling ineptitude for 29 years now. If you would, also pound your chest and give her the peace sign. I feel for her, truly I do.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

LOL awesome Azuma! I have him on ignore. Tell the man to take an aspirin already. Blue balls are no joke... or so I've been informed in earnest.

I don't know who you are, (you haven't ever made a blip on my radar in here, though I suppose you believe yourself to be some kind of important contributor in P&N, which I haven't seen) and don't care in the least that you have me on ignore.

I used to put people on ignore too. Then I realized that Ignore is the first resort of those who refuse to listen to anyone that might challenge their beliefs.

Welcome to that club.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

In my experience and I'm no young chicken (though young in my mind and heart) some people hold on to their ignorance straight through old age. In fact, it's so common.

That you brag about your prowess tells me everything I need to know about your achievements with the ladies. Give my regards to your lovely wife, she's been enduring your fumbling ineptitude for 29 years now. If you would, also pound your chest and give her the peace sign. I feel for her, truly I do.

Wait. You have me on Ignore then respond?

Thanks for proving that you're a liar.

Next.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Hoo hoo hooooo, you have some interesting post history. Really shows what kinda guy you are.

"A woman that has a bigger dick than her husband is, to me personally, repugnant." (Nice prediction too, Miss Cleo. Don't quit yer day job...)
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/my-prediction-hillary.2481047/

Referring to your wife as "your woman" is kinda ick too, though I admit not as ick as putting a toilet-phone in the rice.

Then there's this one where you praise a Communist dictator for his satyriasis. Your kind of guy, huh?
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/its-good-to-be-comandante-en-jefe.218413/

First comment on your time in Hong Kong is basically "check out all that exotic yellow ass"
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/things-ive-learned-in-hong-kong.1536455/

Then there's this third-grade blocked-nostril chortling little listicle from way back when...
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/you-might-be-a-liberal-if.1431072/

Taken as a whole I'd say these give a pretty good overview of your character and personality. Now I really feel sorry for your wife, Jesus.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Hmm, I wonder, what would she think if she knew you were telling random women on the internet you're thinking about them giving head?

lol. Now you're swinging wildly. It's so easy to turn you into a pathetic troll lashing out and making moronic statements in the process.

You claim to be straight edge. Awesome! What prescription drugs are you on? Because it definitely appears you on some sort of drugs.

 

[Younigue]

I don't know who you are, (you haven't ever made a blip on my radar in here, though I suppose you believe yourself to be some kind of important contributor in P&N, which I haven't seen) and don't care in the least that you have me on ignore.

I used to put people on ignore too. Then I realized that Ignore is the first resort of those who refuse to listen to anyone that might challenge their beliefs.

Welcome to that club.

Darlin', that you mention my contribution speaks to your lack of valuable contribution. Insecure much? I put you on ignore because I needed a break from idiocy from several of you but I have pulled most of you off recently.

One thing I am certain of is that you have not one thing of value to teach me or anyone. Do you feel challenged to prove me wrong? No? Because you can't?

So this not even a blip... Ouch! Just... Ouch! <--- just trying to make you feel good about you. Rare, am I right?

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

I dunno, does B-complex count? I hear you can get pretty fucked up on thiamine. ...dumbass.

Keep posting, Extra-Crispy. Everything you say exposes more and more of your base vileness to the entire forum.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

And what I find most telling is you've been a piece of shit since 2004, at the beginning of your post history. 13 motherloving years and not only have you not improved as a person, you've if anything gotten worse. That was not a pleasant search history, let me tell you...

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Hoo hoo hooooo, you have some interesting post history. Really shows what kinda guy you are.

"A woman that has a bigger dick than her husband is, to me personally, repugnant." (Nice prediction too, Miss Cleo. Don't quit yer day job...)
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/my-prediction-hillary.2481047/

Referring to your wife as "your woman" is kinda ick too, though I admit not as ick as putting a toilet-phone in the rice.

Then there's this one where you praise a Communist dictator for his satyriasis. Your kind of guy, huh?
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/its-good-to-be-comandante-en-jefe.218413/

First comment on your time in Hong Kong is basically "check out all that exotic yellow ass"
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/things-ive-learned-in-hong-kong.1536455/

Then there's this third-grade blocked-nostril chortling little listicle from way back when...
https://forums.anandtech.com/threads/you-might-be-a-liberal-if.1431072/

Taken as a whole I'd say these give a pretty good overview of your character and personality. Now I really feel sorry for your wife, Jesus.

Read my comments yourself folks, then look at the twist this moron is putting on them.

Your trolling is....pathetic trolling. But it's the very same attempt at the people in here who make every reach possible to pretend someone is racist. They want to slime someone, because they can't actually win an argument with intellect, and get owned, so they have to act like low-lifes instead.

Be a low-life. You aren't demonstrating anything about me, you are demonstrating everything about you.

You just don't realize it.

But stupid is as stupid does.

Congrats.

 

[xthetenth]

I used to put people on ignore too. Then I realized that Ignore is the first resort of those who refuse to listen to anyone that might challenge their beliefs.

It's ideal to use on people who are simply and obviously incapable of producing anything that could challenge one's beliefs.

I don't think you've made a coherent argument yet, so you'd be an ideal candidate if I weren't into defying people like you to actually assemble a point for once in your sorry lives.

I agree regarding the condolences to your wife, by the way, unless you're a lot better at keeping up pretenses than I'd have thought.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

Trying to take the moral high ground only works when you actually have the moral high ground, Chicken Littledick.

I will never understand why you degenerates just don't know when to lie down and shut up. Every time you post you make yourself look worse and worse, and a literal idiot, that is an adult with the mental capacity of a three year old, could see the projection here.

I'm torn between asking you to stop embarrassing yourself and wanting you to keep it up so as to damn yourself thoroughly by your own hands.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Trying to take the moral high ground only works when you actually have the moral high ground, Chicken Littledick.

I will never understand why you degenerates just don't know when to lie down and shut up. Every time you post you make yourself look worse and worse, and a literal idiot, that is an adult with the mental capacity of a three year old, could see the projection here.

I'm torn between asking you to stop embarrassing yourself and wanting you to keep it up so as to damn yourself thoroughly by your own hands.

lol @ the butthurt youngster.

It was fun owning you....again.

Later.

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

You actually think that was "owning?" And you're in your fifties and still using "owning" and "butthurt?"

Someone call your wife and tell her she's a pedophile; she's clearly married a child. But do keep going; again, every time you make a claim like that, everyone else just laughs at you harder. You are a literal manchild. I would feel sorry for you if you had any likable qualities at all.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

You actually think that was "owning?" And you're in your fifties and still using "owning" and "butthurt?"

Someone call your wife and tell her she's a pedophile; she's clearly married a child. But do keep going; again, every time you make a claim like that, everyone else just laughs at you harder. You are a literal manchild. I would feel sorry for you if you had any likable qualities at all.

:big inhale:

Smell the butthurt, folks.

It's a kneejerk response from showing his idiocy earlier in this this thread. He's a punk. A young punk with no experience in life. He has no real experience, though he desperately tries to make people believe he does. He tries to chest bump me and fails in absolutely every respect. Look, little boy. You're a rube, a punk, a nothing with no experience. You don't have squat. Come back in 20 or 30 years when you do.

Until then you're nothing but a young, clueless punk posing as someone who knows anything.

iow, you're a poser.